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Quietscheentchen

The Secret Life of.... (game)

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09/01/08 1:10 PM

Tags : google, funny, secret life, strange

I saw this game somewhere else and i think that this is really funny...here we go:

RULES:
Go to Google and type in your first name and the phrase. Copy and paste the first sentence/phrase you get that makes sense.

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: Bianca needs to grow up and stop being a wee bully. (yeah that's true, sometimes i really need to grow up..I'm a little childish sometimes xD)

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: Bianca looks like a dog. (what a nice compliment -.-)

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: Bianca says she wants to go to college because if she does not, she will "end up like that lady in a cartoon" who sings because she didn't finish school. (hmm whats so bad about singing?)

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: Bianca wants to party. <img src=

(yay)

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: Bianca does not wear sunglasses, she refuses point blank as she feels it makes her look as if she is blind or a Hollywood caricature.

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: Bianca hates Halloween costumes, but may tolerate one for pictures to get a treat or attention. (lol)

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: Bianca asks JR to explain how to forgive. (that's a good question)

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
A: Bianca goes dope. (ohg I am shocked of myself o.O)

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A: Bianca likes when people puke. (hell no!!!)

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A: Bianca eats ice. (i wish i would <img src=

)

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
A: Bianca wears a latex catsuit and uses a gas-mask. (i am a strange person)

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: Bianca was arrested for drug smuggling. (I guess we already had that topic *lol)

so please go on, i am curious about all your secrets

Last Edited By: Quietscheentchen 09/01/08 1:15 PM. Edited 3 times.

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CeliseTLevanah

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09/01/08 1:26 PM

"Celise says talking to oneself is a sign of creatvity"

How funny. I talk to myself all the time.

nightsarah

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09/01/08 1:27 PM

Ooohh funn

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: Sarah Needs A Cold Shower
A2(I also liked this one lol): Sarah needs to kick him in the nuts

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: sarah looks like %%$%*% nicole richie in this picture

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: Sarah Says... We only have one planet, why not do your part to take care of it

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: Sarah wants to become the fastest disabled skier outright, regardless of gender

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: Sarah does Smile

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: Sarah Hates Your Movie

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: Sarah Asks: Do the Men in This Video Sexually Stir You?

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
A: sarah goes to lake placid ...again

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A: sarah likes to smell colleens armpits

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A: Sarah Eats Sushi

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
A: Sarah wears a nice dress

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: Sarah was arrested for cutting buckets of water that would put out the fire
^^^(what a bitch!)

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09/01/08 1:30 PM

Paul needs a haircut!
Paul looks like he'd be at home at an Upper East Side yuppie bar LOL!
Paul says he's still in the race 'to influence ideas' I clicked on it and that's an article about ron paul.
RON PAUL WANTS IRS DEAD i can agree with that!

Ron Paul Does Not Exist hmmm, he doesn't?

I don't think Ron Paul "hates me" from the daily kos
Ron Paul Asks McCain a ? youtube video
Ron Paul Goes On The Offensive In Austin okay i'm sick of ron paul coming up for my name! lol!

Paul likes to chug. Chug Paul chug. LOL WTF?

Paul Eats Sushi in Japan! Yay! I love Sushi!

Paul wears protective sleeve over right knee but will start tonight. that's an article about chris paul the guard for the new orleans hornets.

Sean Paul Arrested For Marijuana Possession in Sweden (Photos) okay i don't know who that is?

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09/01/08 2:53 PM

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: Victoria needs major traffic overhaul. (Whaaaa??)

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: Victoria looks like a crack whore. (Gee, thanks!)

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: Victoria says, "Rawr, Dino, Rawr." (Ooookaaayyy)

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: Victoria Wants a Baby and is This Week in Jail Bait. (Well, I do want a baby, just not right now)

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: Victoria Does What She Knows Best - Pouting her lips and showing her nipples. (Hahaha, have to tell hubby that one!)

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: Victoria Hates Motherhood (not true! I've never been a mommy!)

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: Victoria asks for comment on reform blueprints. (No comment)

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
A: Victoria goes dramatic at Tomkat's wedding. (Actually, I didn't care then and I don't care now)

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A: Victoria likes the view just as much as Beckham. (What view??)

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A: Victoria eats hair (Ummm....yum??)

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
A: Victoria Wears Tight Tops - Her Breasts Want Out! (Well, that makes sense since I am apparently good at showing my nipples)

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: Victoria was arrested for obscenity for publishing the accusation, not for libel. (I am so bad.)

Battle On,

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09/01/08 3:11 PM

Harpy Hunter

LOL Maybe I should've done "Angela" instead of "Angie". I came up with several Angelina Jolie.

Angie needs to Get Her Act Together

Angie looks like trash! *hey!*

Angie says that she feels awkward about doing this.

Angie wants French film role.

Angie does Washington.

Angie hates the term ''neo-soul,'' but she's okay with being its queen.

Angie asks Cassandra to be her maid of honor

Angie goes home with twins.

Angie likes watching the Terminator movie.

Angie eats too much too quickly and throws up.

Angie wears a Bullworth school blouse with a green teal school skirt, long white socks with black shoes.

Angie was arrested for drunk driving Saturday April 26, 2008.

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09/02/08 1:44 AM

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Amy needs gloves to touch herself.

Amy looks like she's about two rhinestones away from a wardrobe malfunction.

Amy says she's all alone.

Amy wants five children with Blake.

Amy does jail sex show with Blake. WhoTF is Blake??

Amy hates blogs, and yet is starting one.

Amy asks a question: "Grandma, what's a lesbian?"

Amy goes out with 'good Blake' while 'bad Blake' is in jail.

Amy likes giraffes.

Amy eats the wall.

Amy wears ugly pants.

Amy was arrested for suspicion of assault for allegedly headbutting a man outside a London bar.

Best. Game. Ever.

Thanks for posting this, Quietscheentchen!

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09/02/08 4:19 AM

Nathalie needs every win to make it to LA

With looks i dont get a solid centence
only this stuff:
Natalie Portman is convinced that her shaved head makes her look like a terrorist

Nathalie says Hey

Nathalie wants a cock really bad blowjob ( AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH )!!!!

Nathalie does Britney bitch

Natalie hates being video taped

Nathalie likes to arrive 3-4 hours early to analyze the data

Nathalie eats a bug

nathalie wears forearm warmers

i wasnt arrested ..

Rise and take a stand
Standing hand in hand
Above the ashes
Fight
Until the end
And we shall stand
Above the ashes

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09/02/08 3:14 PM

Ephiny's Sidekick

Oh, why not...

No, Alicia needs to grow up a little more.
What, the Care Bear collection and choruses of "The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything" and "Ginny Weasley, you're so dreamy" in the car aren't grown up?
This is what the name "Alicia" looks like in Japanese:. "Alicia" in Japanese characters. It is pronounced "ARISHIA".
Oh, cool!!! *fascinated by anything Japanese*
"He's enough," Alicia says. Cutting those first two troublesome teeth can make a 9-month-old miserable
The kids I babysit for are five going on eight...no teeth cutting there.
Alicia wants to buy a carpter that is 12 feet x 15 feet the cost of the carpet including installation
*yawn* Home repairs, what a boring subject...
Alicia does a press handstand. Age 7
Alicia has spoken out and says that she hates the idea of women starving themselves to achieve the controversial size zero figure.
That was about Alicia Keys, and I approve wholeheartedly.
Alicia asks Do you find the size of your avatar changes how shoes look on you, even if your feet are at the correct size?
Alicia Goes to Chile
alicia likes huckleberries.
Alicia eats some cake by Tamela Watch it on MySpace Videos.
Alicia wears her bangs long.
It's been ages since I've had bangs.
Alicia was arrested for writing worthless checks and "disappeared" for three days while David searched for her and reported her "missing"
Oh, dear, what was I doing all that time?

Just for fun, I tried the first and last with "Elsie" too.
Elsie needs a family - adorable cat
Claudine has Elsie arrested for robbery

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09/02/08 3:45 PM

(Superstar) Yasmin needs YOUR vote!

Yasmin looks really beautiful in this collection and comes with so many accessories that she will provide hours of fun for young girls!

Yasmin says it shortens and lightens your period but this is NOT TRUE!
(Princess) Yasmin says Snow White bleaches her skin. (sort of funny

)

Yasmin wants to gain weight so she can have more energy and be happier with her appearance. (I used to think I was too skinny... I'm still not sure I'm not *shrugs*)

Yasmin does her make-up for Cornyation in San Antonio.

Yasmin hates big roller coasters (so so true)

Yasmin asks Zion about his music

Yasmin Goes Home (Yes. Yes I o, everyday, infact)

Yasmin likes Bratz and her favourite is Yasmin

Yasmin wears her fitness outfit

May I add that the internet was not nice to me when I did this... My name is besides being my own, also some sort of pill, a Bratz doll, and someone charged for like rape or something. I didn't read that one properly.

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09/02/08 4:23 PM

(my comments in brackets)

Annmaree needs to work on her grammar and particularly capitalization. (Probably very true)

Annmaree, looks like you are having fun already... (I am!)

Annmaree says:"we love the fishies"... (*cough splutter....)

Annmaree wants to lead. (I DO I DO!)

Annmaree does a practice run, laying down some vocals for a demo. (awesome, always wanted to be a singer!)

Annmaree hates admitting truths that are against her favor. (so true!)

Annmaree asks him to do the impossible. (oh my!!!)

Annmaree goes into the airport and had a sign around her neck that says "Annmaree" on it so the others would know it is her. (probably something I would do LMAO!)

Annmaree likes to blow her hermonica... (OMFG!!! *faints*)

Annmaree eats electric strawberries and passes into a halucination about here space alien geneology and Gypsy upbringing. (OMG TRIPPY TO THE MAXXX!!!! AND BOY did I get some naughty ones before that!)

Annmaree wears a suit that acts as Typical rank body armor vs. physical attacks (YEAH, Xena come get me!)

Annmaree was arrested for handing out gospel tracts... (interesting LOL)

OMG This was FUN!!!

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09/02/08 4:49 PM

This amused me greatly...I want more. Anyway:

Jillian needs to know who the woman is that graced her deceased fiancé's final breath o.O

Jillian looks like she's thinking about that

Jillian says never again

Jillian wants to play

Jillian does not limit herself to working on television

Jillian hates Santa

Jillian asks Bruce, "For a man who could have anything he wanted, why do I have the sense that you rarely get what you want?"

Jillian goes over to her

Jillian likes to take pictures of herself

Jillian eats a lot of protein and limits her carbohydrates

Jillian wears a satin floral print dress by Roberto Cavalii

Jillian was arrested for making phone calls and drunk driving

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09/02/08 9:32 PM

Last Edited By: Hippy Amazon 09/03/08 2:33 AM. Edited 1 times.

Quietscheentchen

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09/03/08 6:33 PM

lol i love every single secret

wanna hear some more

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09/03/08 6:46 PM

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Haven't done them all, but I had to post after doing the first one!

Sarah needs to hand him one of those weapons that went off without warning.

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09/03/08 6:55 PM

haha great

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09/03/08 7:56 PM

Jennifer likes it short!

Jennifer feels like she's beginning to come into her own as a dragon.

Jennifer tries to kill me

And my fave...

Jennifer needs to be in a mental health facility right now.

This is fun!!

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"You mean, I get to be in love with another character and not say it out loud?"

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09/03/08 8:45 PM

What a fun game to play...it's funny the things you can come up with when you type ur own name...LOL

Karla needs to be sitting in a jail cell for the rest of her life

Karla looks like Barbie pictures from sororities photos....LOL

Karla says hi to Adam

Karla wants to getcha some lovin'....hahaha

Karla does not have a mustache

Karla hates Canada

Karla asks what do you love about your holiday home?

Karla goes to Hollywood

Karla likes to read and enjoys spending time with her friends (that's actually true)

Karla eats a little crow, and chases it with a swig of Pickle Juice Sport

Karla wears super tight shorts

Karla was arrested for being a spy for Russia

True love conquers all...

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09/04/08 5:06 AM

Tinka needs to stay here in the kitchen (not if they don't want it to burn down)

tinka looks like our bedlingon crosss lurcher (nice... wtf??)

Tinka says.... "Thank You Aunt Kenzie for Letting Me Stay!!!" (lovely lady that aunt kenzie)

Tinka wants attention (cant disagree wit that!)

Tinka does it with style (haha nice!!)

Tinka Hates Bathtime (lol oh yeah, busted!)

Tinka asks : What's the tree said to me (those trees can be bloody smart alecs at times)

Tinka goes into the dark green forest and returns a changed person (hehe)

Tinka likes cat food better than dog food (doesn't everyone???)

Hamburgers and hotdogs or whatever it is that Tinka eats

Tinka wears hand-knitted socks and black patent-leather low shoes (well they did say i had style! ...or lack of)

Tinka was arrested for offences he committed in his(her) unit (oops, yeah sorry bout that)

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09/04/08 5:43 AM

Miss Amphipolis

Kristen needs to re-think the top (maybe she should take a look at our safari chic examples?) . . .

Kristen looks like she just dumped a bottle of shoe polish on her head a few days before taping began. Gee, thanks.

Kristen says hi to my friend Tara. (Aww, a YT video with Kristen Bell from Veronica Mars.)

Kristen wants a guy to save her from the single's group at church. Someone, save her!

Kristen does the tour (Tour de France) (next one says: Kristen does not want hotdog!

)

Kristen hates Winegums (a kind of candy they sell in Canada . . . refers to a YT video where the girl is complaining because they don't contain wine! Sounds like me!

)

Kristen asks. where I get my shoes--my flats in particular. (OMG SHOOZ!)

Kristen goes into hiding - at least in cyberspace