WELCOME! ONE AND ALL! TO THE GRAND RE-OPENING OF:
Meg's House of Ill Repute!!!!!
*THROWS CONFETTI*
That's right! The House is back and it's open WIIIIIDE....*cough* for business! We're here and we're happy to serve each and every tired and
worn out warrior and soldier that walks in our door! So please! Take those stinky boots off and stay a while!
(done by SaixyBack(sais08))
Welcome to the infamous Brothel of Meg the Tramp, where pleasure is fun and fun is pleasure! Here, no person is better than the other. No Bard is more
virtuous, nor is no Warrior more mightier. Everyone comes here for a relaxation of the war grounds, watch bear and baby oil wrestling and take participation in
Chakarakoe! (every week, when we schedule which day and time)
Also, please take "pleasure" in our lovely ladies and TiTs (Tramps in Training), who will cuddle and snuggle with you for as long as you shall wish!
We are now hiring TiTs and bar maidens. Once hired, you will require a nickname that you will be referred to while in the HOIR. You can still be part of any
other army if you so wish to, as I am not against supporting the Bard or the Warrior.
This is a place to let your hair down and get loose, because as we all know, we all got a little bit of the TRAMP inside. 
Rules of the Brothel
1. Hang your weapons up at the door: We require you to check your weapons in at the front door, where they'll be taken care of until you leave. We will not have any fights or brawls, unless in pure fun! (Everyone loves a brawl now and again, right?) I will have NO ONE fight with each other, and if someone is getting offended in reality, we have the ASG safeword, which is TIMEOUT. On that, we will STOP any foolishness and LISTEN to the problem.
2. Keep your Ranks on the downlow: I'm not saying completely rid of them while here. I agree with the head of the armies having discussions or if someone needs to call another out on the battlefield, but we will NOT have powertrips here. Everyone is a basic equal here, understood?
3. Respect my TiTs(Tramp in Training)!!!: Yes, they are here to please you, but they are NOT here for you to sexually assault. If they are feeling uncomfortable, you can be sure as a cow's ear I will hear about it, and I will give a severe warning. If you continually to make my TiTs or employees or ME uncomfortable, you will be suspended from HOIR until further notice.
4. Don't be a hater: Alright, we all know what a brothel is. We know that is where the world's oldest profession is practiced. We know it is a bit "dirty", and a bit "low class", but we will not be treating others like that. No one will be made fun of here, unless if it is alright with that person. I am EXTREMELY against the act of cyberbullying, so if I hear you are doing that in MY brothel, so help me, you will be reported. I do not look highly on it at ALL!
5. HAVE FUN!!!!!!: This is is VITAL to the Brothel's survival! We will be adding things here to do as it grows, like
Chakaroake, Bear Wrestling, Baby Oil Wrestling, and much, much more! Please, please, please, have fun! If you have any complaints or suggestions, feel free to
message me.
Signed,
Meg the Tramp
Madame
Vandersexxx
Who's Who At MHoIR -
The Mistress and Over All Boss of MHoIR -
The REAL Meg the Tramp
Owner/Founder - Meg the Tramp (Madame Vandersexxx)
Co-Owner/Manager - justschtupp (Funbags McBooty)
Bartender - ladyrazeli (Razzle Dazzle)
Bartender - Job Available
Head Bouncer - nuhajalal (Nuhggat)
Bouncer - asteriski (Risky Business)
Bouncer - Alderazz (Razzberry)
Host(ess) - Job Available
D.J. - Meike (Mikrafone)
Dancer - Gib5 (Gibs Me More)
Dancer - angelictouch (The Devil's Angel)
Dancer - Return of the Valkyrie (Thor's Whore)
TiTs(Tramps in Training) -
The Devil's Angel
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How to Become a TiT (Tramp in Training)
To become a TiT, you must follow the three following requirments
1. Pop out of a cake somewhere on the forum. Anywhere but on this thread.
2. Snuggle and cuddle with 5 people. This thread is fine, but anywhere else, be sure to say aloud that you have physically cuddled with that person
3. Kiss a moderator! That's right! just grab one up and give a big smack-er-oo! If they prefer you don't kiss them on the lips, a kiss on the cheek is fine. You must also let me know where and when you did this.
Once you have done that, you will receive a Tramp Stamp for your signature (if you so wish to have one, other than that, you can just say you're a TiT on it), a nickname, and the pride of being a TiT!
