Staffer Sofialindsey...
with the unfortunate and unexpected departure of our fellow warrior and PLA'er Wlfeyes.. the position of Head of Recruitment is open..
under the advisement of our departed but not in any way forgotten dear Wlfy..
*pulls out the bottle of sacred Tequila*
I am hereby annointing you as the PLA HOR..
*pours bottle over Sofi's head, dribbling liquor down the realllyyy tight leather outfit*
whooppsss.. did I do that??
here... let me help dry you off... *grabs towel and starts to rub Sofi*
with the unfortunate and unexpected departure of our fellow warrior and PLA'er Wlfeyes.. the position of Head of Recruitment is open..
under the advisement of our departed but not in any way forgotten dear Wlfy..
*pulls out the bottle of sacred Tequila*
I am hereby annointing you as the PLA HOR..
*pours bottle over Sofi's head, dribbling liquor down the realllyyy tight leather outfit*
whooppsss.. did I do that??
here... let me help dry you off... *grabs towel and starts to rub Sofi*
Besides, that "torture" might turn out
to be heaps of fun!! 
