The AoX has been entrusted with a sacred mission: to worship Xena and to prepare the way for Her return. All our members take this duty very seriously and insanely. We savor the hardships and struggles we face because of our enemies, as well as the blessings that Xena showers upon us. We expect nothing but the best from everyone who wears the AoX insignia, because we are the best, and we want to please Xena. Sometimes a Soldier rises above even these highest of expectations, setting the bar that much higher. When such a thing happens, the AoX High Council rewards that Soldier with a symbol of Xena's approval, an AoX medal.
Private BarkX is one such Soldier. He has faced incredible hardships in order to complete his dangerous mission in the dead of winter, and he completed his mission successfully and with astonishing bravery. Not only that, but he also sent regular reports on his success to the High Council, despite the hazards he faced in doing so. Because of all these things, I, Minister of Disinformation Elfrieda, award Private BarkX the Black Chakram of Conquering.
These medals will go nicely alongside BarkX's other medals:
Well done, BarkX. Xena and the AoX salute you!
However, that is not the only award. Your promotion from Soldier is long overdue. I, Minister of Disinformation Elfrieda, in the name of Almighty Xena our Fictional Dead Leader, award you the rank of BAMF Generalleutnant of the AoX. In the Chain of Command, you rank directly below the General and above the Squadleaders.
AoX Soldiers, salute! Hail to you, BAMF Generalleutnant BarkX of the AoX!
HAIL XENA!!!



















