Few changes in the converstation between Ares and Aphrodite in the opening Teaser.
1 EXT. APHRODITE'S TEMPLE- DAY
From the inside we hear the CRASHING OF POTTERY and the familiar whine of Aphrodite.
Two PRE-TEENS with paint brushes rush out of the temple.
2 INT. TEMPLE- DAY
THe walls have been recentlyh defaced with graffiti. Subtitles tell us it reads: ELECT XENA GOD. XENA RULES. XENA'S DA' BOMB. APHRODITE looks around, seething.
Xena this... Xena that
She turns and yells out the door at the departing teens.
I've got hald a mind to hit you with...
A Love bolt?
It hardly seems a threat.
My, my ... they certainly made a mess in here.
Back off, Ares. I'm bummed-out enough.
YOu know what the problem is ...
Duh! Your Darling Xena, that's the grief.
Gabrielle. Her friend. I only made the warrior, she made the legend. Have you read any of her so-called stories? A warrior who loves the common person. You'd think Xena was a goddess. Pretty soon, when people think of "Love", they're going to think of Xena, not Aphrodite.
Don't blame her. It's Gabrielle and her busy quill that's your problem.
And, with that, he disappears/ Aphrodite steams for a moment, looks around, and:
Then someone should have a nice sit-down with Gabrielle and straighten a few things out. Like her scrawny neck
And with an angry wave of her hand, she dissapears....