I think your GJWTHF review sums up the ep quite nicely - no great work of art, but it has its moments. I'd still like to know how Joxer ended up with Orpheus's head - if I was an isolated noggin, I don't think that Joxer would be my first choice for a messenger. I liked seeing Joxer demonstrate some musical talent - TPTB had a frustrating habit of suggesting that Joxer actually had some decent non-warriorlike skills, then promptly forgetting about it by his next appearance. Lucy and Renee obviously had a lot of fun camping it up as Bacchae, but on a 1-10 scale of cheesiness it was easily a 12.












Callisto is extremely clever to steal the
dagger from the guard when he doesn't suspect it. Her condescending
The wedding between Gabrielle and
Perdicus is an interesting scene. Xena really does look saddened by what is happening. I think she feels she's losing Gabrielle to Perdicus in more ways
than one. Not only as a constant traveling companion but as a best friend. Xena's so used to having Gabrielle around and then to suddenly have her not
there I can understand would be difficult. Maybe she feels that Gabrielle will find a powerful friendship in Perdicus that will end up rivaling the friendship
she once had with Xena. And that scares her. Her half-hearted smile as Gabrielle kisses Perdicus and then when they walk off together to say their
goodbyes--Xena is less than enthusiastic about losing Gabrielle but she's being as supportive as she can be, smiling and wishing Gabrielle good luck, even
telling her that she'll still see Xena from time to time. Her lost and helpless look is especially noticeable when she hugs Gabrielle goodbye--there's
so much sadness in her eyes. And then later, after Gabrielle has left, Xena watches them leave and says goodbye--it really does sound like a forever kind of
goodbye. I feel sad for Xena.
Anyway, Perdicus is dead and Gabrielle
wants revenge. Xena isn't sure how to deal with this side of Gabrielle--a side that she's never seen before, and we've never seen before, either.
Having Gabrielle wanting to kill Callisto with her own hands, the rage and revenge in her eyes as she forces Xena to teach her how to use a sword... That's
powerful. I do love the scene of them by the tree, when Gabrielle is so consumed with grief and Xena is doing everything that she can to stop her from becoming
what Xena had once become.
She cuts the binds on the chair, saves
Gabrielle and then she and Callisto fight. Their final fight, riding chariots across the beach, is a very cool scene. (the chariots just happened to be so
conveniently waiting outside the cave for them...) Callsto loves a good chase. Just like a good car chase but with chariots and horses it's so much more
fun for me. I love the setting of this show.
Xena saves herself by throwing her
chakram at a dead log and winding the whip around it, using it to pull herself out of the quicksand and Callisto so cleverly thinks she'll be saved by
Xena, too, because that's, well, what Xena does. It's shocking to see Xena end up doing the opposite. Sitting on the sand, watching as Callisto pleas
for her help, and believes that Xena will not let her die, until her very last breath when she sinks beneath the sand, screaming out.
The conflicted look on Xena's face during
this entire scene is so eerie. This isn't something that you'd expect to see from the hero of the series. Especially one who has claimed to turn good
since her evil warlord days. She clearly doesn't enjoy killing Callisto, and letting her die in such a slow and horrible way but she doesn't back out
of it, either. Not for a moment. She sits, and watches, believing she's bringing justice. There's still darkness inside her even if she's turned
good.
The final scene is a nice, relaxing
moment between Xena and Gabrielle. Gabrielle has gotten over her seething hatred of Callisto and, for now, is content with just remembering Perdicus. The
backdrop of the two of them standing together silhouetted against the sunset is a really nice visual to end with. They're together, and Xena comforts
Gabrielle.
And enter...another Xena look-a-like.
From the moment we see her, sitting at the table drinking and hiding silverware in her breastplate, it's clear that this is definitely
Meg has a huge crush on Joxer which is
why Joxer is just so confused, thinking that it's Xena who wants to share his affections, not some look-a-like. I don't think Joxer needs anymore
confusion in his life. The scene in the castle between him and Meg is hilarious. Poor Joxer doesn't know what to think. He doesn't want to break up
Xena and Gabrielle's friendship but he has a hard time saying no to "Xena" as well. I think it's interesting to see someone finding something
desirable in Joxer, the genearl bumbler and comic relief (and "regular joe") of ths show.
The hilarity continues when Joxer finds
out from Gabrielle that Xena and Diana are exact look-a-likes. He'd passed the real Diana in the hall, thinking that she was Xena in a different outfit.
And when he got a little too affectionate, she threw him in the dungeon. Joxer thinks he's insulted royalty but still believes that Xena has the hots for
him. Gabrielle doesn't believe that for a moment and gets more and more annoyed when Joxer starts talking about being a family and marrying Xena because
it's the "honorable thing to do". "We could all travel around together. Xena and I could be like a father and mother to you."
Gabrielle isn't that much younger than them so it's funny to hear him say this--as if she's some 10 year old or something. It's one of the best
lines in the episode.
When Xena finally shows up at the castle,
gets Gabrielle out of the dungeon and explains the situation to Gabrielle and Joxer--that there is clearly another look-a-like around (even proves it to them
by throwing her chakram and showing how well she catches it) they start to assess just what is going on in the castle and why Meg is trying to impersonate both
Xena and Diana. Agis is the mastermind behind the entire plot. He wants the kingdom. He ends up capturing Diana and Xena rescues them (as Meg) by pretending to
capture Gabrielle. She has to come to one of Agis' guards and pretend to be Meg so that he'll take her to where they are keepin Diana--she's good
at it and stays in character even when the guard uses his sword against her to "test" her to make sure she really is Meg. Of course, he just
doesn't know that Xena is an excellent actor.
While Xena goes to rescue the baby,
Gabrielle confronts Meg and after a bit of a catfight (hair pulling and biting) Gabrielle is able to pin Meg to the ground. Though she can't bring herself
to hurt Meg because she looks so much like Xena. Their heart to heart is rather eye opening. It's clear that Meg has had a hard life, one filled with pain
(her father died when she was born and she's been on her own since she was 8) and it's the reason she went into the business of selling herself for
sex. There's one moment during her talk with Gabrielle about her childhood that is interesting and I'm not sure what to make of it. She talks about how
one of her mother's boyfriends liked her too much. In the literal sense, it could be that she didn't like the praise and worship of anyone but her
father and so ended up pushing any potential father away because she wanted to keep her relationship with her mother intact. But maybe it's because I'm
thinking too into the meaning of it, and the way Meg looks when she says it--but I get the feeling that maybe she was abused as a child by this boyfriend and
that's why she ran away from home. Could that have been a reason that led to her sexual exploits as an adult? If so, that's a really mature message to
send but I could see it as a possibility.
A very eerie beginning.
When Xena rests outside of the shack and
talks with Gabrielle about how it wasn't justice to let Callisto die.... I wonder if this is a dream as well. Callisto appears (who we know is dead--unless
she's been brought back mysteriously) and transports Xena into some underground cave where she joins up with Ares and they take turns in taunting Xena
about killing Callisto. The taunting finally gets to Xena and she admits what she did was murder. In a strange moment, Callisto and Ares throw her toward a
rock and she smashes into it... Then wakes up, in a bedroll next to Gabrielle and Joxer in the shack from before.... So the entire time, Xena must have been
sleeping. Nice twist.
The mini training session in the forest is
very telling in how off Xena really is but also in how much Gabrielle does not want to go back to the anger and rage she felt just after Perdicus' death.
Callisto's skills at taunting Gabrielle and pushing all the right buttons are good--especially when she starts gloating about how Perdicus died and how she
"felt his warm blood on my hands". This sends Gabrielle into a rage and she knocks Xena down with her staff. It's exactly the reaction
Callisto was looking for. The fact that Gabrielle wanted to "kill" Xena makes her feel sick.
I can't deny that it's hot even
if the circumstances are rather...questionable and wrong. He is the God of War, I get that he's looking to satisfy his desire for Xena in any way possible.
I can't expect much more from the God of War who, up until this point, has been after Xena clearly as a sexual object and a warrior (except for the moment
in
Gabreille shows up and intends on killing
Xena/Callisto now. Callisto's egging finally got to her, I guess. Xena is finally able to get Gabrielle to believe that she is in fact Xena even though she
looks like Callisto, by reminding Gabrielle of the dreams she hasn't had since the death of Perdicus--Callisto wouldn't know that. Gabrielle is
confused by all of this but is able to accept what has happened. And Callisto is upset, and rides off ready to inflict pain on the village of Amphipolis.
Xena returns to the world but is still
trapped in Callisto's body. Not really sure why she wasn't changed back, but Gabrielle reunites with Xena anyway. It's a very open-ended ending
with Xena still stuck in a body that isn't her own. It leaves a lot to wonder about.




