Which Ares quote do we love best? Oh, and explain please 
(also, these are some I like, if you have another that I missed...)
#"I've been hanged, swung over a fire, and nearly shishkababded on razor-sharp spikes. Yeah. How do you mortals get from day to day, ya know?"
#"The secret, to understanding women, is to realise that they don't actually need men. Now if they ever figure this out it is a very sad day indeed, so we must *never* let them use tools, or take out the garbage, or let them open their own doors." (yes, a Hercules one
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#"You forgot who you're talking to. You're talking to Ares, God of War and I have spoken!"
#(Hercules to Ares): "And what exactly do you bring to the table, huh?"
(Ares): "Good looks?"
#"Virgins, gotta love 'em. And I do mean that."
#"Sometimes the best man for the job is a woman."
#"Danger excites you. And as you know, I am somewhat dangerous."
#"...Kiss...my... axe!!!!!"
#Ares: "Discord has one advantage over you, Strife. Her brain actually functions every once in a while."
#Iolaus: "Can't you just ignore him?" (Zeus)
Ares: "If I could do that, your pal here would've been ashes years ago."
#"You know, I'm just guessing, but I'm thinking Xena's gonna be pretty tough to kill."
#"I only made the warrior, she made the legend."
There... That should do it Ok, people, what's your favourite and why?
And almost forgot to answer my own thread : I go with number one, swung over a fire, shishkababded... I felt *so* sorry for Ares when he said that, you could feel his fustration and I was laughing my @ss off at home. I'm sure Xena/Callisto must have been biting her tongue too...
Action and power draw you like a moth to a flame. It burns inside you. I burn inside you. You can feel me there, like a fever
(also, these are some I like, if you have another that I missed...) #"I've been hanged, swung over a fire, and nearly shishkababded on razor-sharp spikes. Yeah. How do you mortals get from day to day, ya know?"
#"The secret, to understanding women, is to realise that they don't actually need men. Now if they ever figure this out it is a very sad day indeed, so we must *never* let them use tools, or take out the garbage, or let them open their own doors." (yes, a Hercules one
)#"You forgot who you're talking to. You're talking to Ares, God of War and I have spoken!"
#(Hercules to Ares): "And what exactly do you bring to the table, huh?"
(Ares): "Good looks?"
#"Virgins, gotta love 'em. And I do mean that."
#"Sometimes the best man for the job is a woman."
#"Danger excites you. And as you know, I am somewhat dangerous."
#"...Kiss...my... axe!!!!!"
#Ares: "Discord has one advantage over you, Strife. Her brain actually functions every once in a while."
#Iolaus: "Can't you just ignore him?" (Zeus)
Ares: "If I could do that, your pal here would've been ashes years ago."
#"You know, I'm just guessing, but I'm thinking Xena's gonna be pretty tough to kill."
#"I only made the warrior, she made the legend."
There... That should do it
Ok, people, what's your favourite and why? And almost forgot to answer my own thread : I go with number one, swung over a fire, shishkababded... I felt *so* sorry for Ares when he said that, you could feel his fustration and I was laughing my @ss off at home. I'm sure Xena/Callisto must have been biting her tongue too...
Action and power draw you like a moth to a flame. It burns inside you. I burn inside you. You can feel me there, like a fever
