In front of us the grass is green and the sun shines brightly, but soon the field in front of us will be littered with fallen soldiers and bruised egos. Rejections will fly through the air, raining down on the stout warriors from all armies, wounding, killing, maiming.
Let us see if your puny little armies can stand up against the might of the PLA as we bash you with our extensive collection of Bad Pick-Up lines. All lines are welcome, new, old, corny, crude, geeky. Any line at all which aims for the seduction of a potential partner.
I will begin with first shot, a line extracted and stolen from the ultimate leader of AOX & XTW:
I have many skills.
Now it is your turn to attack. Make me bleed by providing a better bad line. If you dare go up against the PLA that is.





























