It is just for fun people so dont be offended. Oh and you can go any way you want with this.
Gabby: Thank you Empress, I am in your debt.
Xena: I'm not your Empress.... I am your frigging scapegoat!
Do you know in about 5 minutes I'm going be hanging on that cross because of you. Ahh to hell with it! Get your stupid rag dress wearing, play writing ass out of my face!