C'mon, let's show them who's the boss around here! Fellow XTW knights, show 'em why our Goddess Xena is the best, why she is The Gorgeous One! Let the worshipping begin! And remember...
1. Her battle cry!
- Her battle cry
- Her breathtaking amazingly goooorgeous beauty
- Her many skillz
- The baby blues
- Her passion
- Her willingness to sacrifice everything for the ones she loves
- The leather
- Her romantic side
- Her sense of humor
- Her weakness for bad boys
- Her smile
- Her thighs
- Her breastplate
- Her neck
- Her long, gorgeous black hair
- Her beautiful post-baby tummy
- Her cheeks
- Those cheekbones
- Her chakram
- Her abs
- Her beautiful singing voice
- Her flips
- Her super-long jumps
- Her fierce personality
- Her bangs/ fringe
- Her sex appeal
- The xena tan
- The Evil Grin™
- Her cute arms
- Her shoulders
- Her goofy grin
- The pinch
- Her Dark side
- That *raised* eyebrow
- Her strong and beautiful hands
- Her unconditional love for Gabrielle
- Her silent tears in Fallen Angel
- Her ability to turn any object she picks up into a weapon
- FIRE BREATHING!!!
- Her maternal instincts
- Her determination to keep fighting the good fight, no matter how much the ghost of her past haunts her
- Her knees
- Her fishing skills
- Her sensuality
- Her sexy voice
- Her lullaby
- Her lips
- Her breast dagger
- The coin hat
- Her mysterious sexual orientation
- Her ability to cheat death over and over (and over and over) again
- Her in built tracking system
- Her 'doctor-doo-little' like ability to talk with Argo
- Her inner connection with Gabrielle
- Her healing skills
- Her compassion
- Her brilliant catch
- Her inventiveness
- Her tree surgeon skills
- Her dancing skills
- Her awesome spiritual powers from 'back in the bottle'
- Her many creative and amusing disguises
- Her cooking
- The fact that pregnancy has absolutely no effect on her fighting abilities
- Her ability to avoid cooking
- Her
guitarlyre skillz- The "I'm having fun kicking your @ss" laugh she sometimes does while fighting
- Her sarcasm
- Her facial expressions
- Her cute little ears
- Her boobs
- Her muscles
- Her chakram tattoo on her foot
- Her ability to impersonate Cleopatra
- Her insertion into myths and historical events
- Her butt
- Her independence
- Her flaws
- Her seductivness
- Her guilt
- Her childhood memories
- The way she purses her lips when she disapproves of something
- The way she can handle a sword
- Her tactical mind
- Her sneeky sense for trouble
- Her ability to look good in any outfit
- Her brilliant advice
- Her forehead
- Her wittle nose
- Her "you're an idiot" look
- The way sometimes she gets this strange kiwi sounding accent when she's talking
- Her name
- Her back
- Evil Xena's scruffy look
- Her snarl
- Her soul
- Her crazy hair she gets when she's lost it
- Her ever so witty comeback lines
- Her love for pizza
- Her devious ways with men
- Her highly unrealistic chakram tosses in Been There, Done That and Coming Home
- Her linguistic skills (the ability to undertsand every language on earth)
- She makes a stunning fairy gods-mother
- Her storytelling skills
- Her warrior sweat
- Her nipple biting
- Her offspring
- Her very complicated, fascinating, and sexy relationship with Ares
- Her ability to scare the s**t out of her enemies with just *The Look*
- Her orgasmic facial expressions when she has flashbacks/visions
- Her superhuman strength
- Her boots
- Her touch
- The way she breathes and catches her breath after a fight
- Her whip
- Her Gabrielle hugs
- Her lice
- The way she pretends she doesn't care about Joxer but really does
- The look on her face when she's left alone with Gabs dad in A Family Affair
- Her second most famous line: "Kill 'em all!"
- The fact that she technically saved all Greece when she said "Go home, there are thousands more like me."
- She has the cutest expressions ever
- Her hatred/jealousy towards other women who like Gabrielle
- Her feet
- Her teeth
- She'a great judge of character
- Her clavicle, a.k.a her collar bone
- Her height
- Her acute sense of hearing
- Her ability to fight, even though she was blind
- Her soft side
- Her shoulder armour
- Her ability to look bad @ss after being almost beaten to death
- Her ability to stop a war with just the power of love
- How she can make fun of herself when she's in a good mood
- Her reflexes
- Chobos
- Her hyper-fast recovering from wounds of any kind.
- her angel wings
- her devil demon look she decides to trade in her wings for
- saving her worst enemy from hell and sacrificing herself to go in her place
- Her ability to flip around and land with perfect hair
- her ability to walk on people's heads
- Wetness
- Underwear
- Insanity
- Her exit from water ala Altared States
- Her dance in WG
- Her dance in TRCOT
- Her classic stunt with the breast dagger
- The way she kicks her legs up when she gets off a horse
- that fact that she's just so damn loveable
- Her rooster crow in The Furies
- The way she sometimes says "Gebrielle."
- Her protective-ness of the chakram, i.e ADITL and ISAIH
- The awesome clip of her twirling her sword (in her undies) at the end of the opening credits
- Her super amazing head butt that made me just a tinsy jealous of the bad guy in The Greater Good
- Her fame
- The way she looks at gabrielle and virgil after she sends lucifer into hell in heart of darkness
- Her pout!!
- Her shabby hair towards the end of TBS
- the way her hair blows in the wind so beautifully
- The way she sits...with her...legs...open
- the way she lays down and looks with that seductive look of hers
- The way she sits with her legs crossed in Endgame
- Her arm-wrestling skills
- The backwards kick she does in The Path Not Taken when she is talking to the prince
- The way she just rolls over, puts her thumb in her mouth, goes back to sleep after killing Joxer with the chakram in Been There Done That
- The way she looks so beautiful when she cries
- The way she smiles in the titles
- Just love the way she distracts the enemy
- The battle faces!
- the manner in which she eats her food
- The way she cleans up the milk she spills in Animal Attraction
- She's even cute when she's puking
- She eats food before she buys it
- the warrior braids, she sometimes wore in her hair
- Outsmarting Ares at every opportunity
- The way Ares admires her ability to outsmart him
- She looks HAWWT in a potato sack!
- She whistles her own theme song
- She invented many things, including the kyte
- her skills in the who am I? game
- The sounds and expressions she makes when Gabrielle gives her a massage in LUATD
- The way she hisses like a sexy snake
- The way she looks so darn haawwt in any form of headgear
- Her cape
- her reaction in Send in the Clones when she sees herself and Gabrielle kissing
- Licking the donut
- The way she can pull off beautiful jewellery
- The season 1 hairband
- Her eyebrows
- her "wtf" face
- The hip thrust!
- Her acting skills










Is this gonna keep going until we've named every single part of her body?
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