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Rangerwolf |
Sinking the ships of relationships: Oddest pari you can make |
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Okay, here's the challenge: you are Cupid, and you gotta make a deadline before your Mom throws a fit about slacking, so you zoom down, spin yourself like
a bottle, and let fly two arrows. Only one problem: if your Mom was annoyed at your slacking, you have just created a pair that could sink her rep as the
Goddess of Love! Now, who do you think Cupid hit, and how will 'Dite handle it? Evil grin. All ships welcome, but remember, really odd.
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TheNextGabrielle |
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Somehow Cupids arrows can fly through time and it hits Janice and Gabrielle. Uh-oh!
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Rangerwolf |
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Yikes--talk about loving your roots!
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LadyKate63 |
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Xena and Hower!
Ceasar and Joxer (I was going to say Ares and Joxer, which is actually a pretty popular pairing in slash fanfic -- go figure! -- but C/J is ever weirder )
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TheNextGabrielle |
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Well, it's not the first time Gabrielle's fallen in love with herself, eh? Omgosh LK. I forgot about Hower/Xena.... bad image...baaaaad.
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Delicious Denial |
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Xena/Dahak. So she'd be like step-mom to Hope who killed Solan and step-grandma to the Destroyer which would kinda make her like step-mother-in-law to
Ares. Yeah, I know no marriage involved but that best explains the true twists of that situation
Athena/Livia. Imagine how "Livia" would have gone had Xena come upon the arena to find Livia liplocking Athena! Hope/Hercules Yeah, I went there. But one even better? The Destroyer/Hercules. Ouch Hera/Iolaus Oh my. ![]()
Thanks to Pandora10 for the Sig and to LK for Helping Me Set It Up.
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princessah |
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How about Hera and Hercules
or Gabrielle and Salmoneous oh oh how about Ares and Ephiny |
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Aresbitch |
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Ares and Minya.
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LadyKate63 |
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Oh, I just noticed we're also supposed to hypothesize what Dite would do about the situation.
Okay, so... For Hower and Xena: If she couldn't undo the love spell (which I assume is a prerequisite here), maybe she'd put a spell on Hower to make him a virtuoso warrior, like she did with Joxer in For Him the Bell Tolls? For Caesar and Joxer: well, she could make Joxer a gallant swordsman again. Or make a deal with Xena to hasten Caesar's demise.
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Aresbitch |
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For Minya and Ares, Dite would give Ares rose tinted glasses, so he'd only see his beloved Xena. Minya wouldn't really need anything because....come
on! Ares? In love with her? I'm thinking she'd think she just won the millenium lottery.
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LadyKate63 |
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She seemed pretty keen on him in The Quill Is Mightier..., at any rate...
That could actually make a funny ficlet.
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absinthe angel 777 |
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The fish that Xena fisted and Tobias the donkey.
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GirlWithAChakrem |
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ohh actually really like the Athena/Livia one, she really like warrior babes as well!
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dark hunter silver |
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Hope/Akemi. (Seriously their made for one another, because there both manipulating, evil and like to hide behind a pretty face.)
The Destroyer/Lila.
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MoyCullen |
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Cyrene/Cyane. Dite would have to rename one of them, would be way too confusing to people just meeting them.
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AndroBard1364 |
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Hmmm....Callipus/Borias
Who says centaurs can't be gay?
No sidekick, no subtext
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Aurora Goddess |
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Somehow Cupids arrows can fly through time and it hits Janice and Gabrielle. Uh-oh!OMG, that's too funny! Talk about loving yourself.
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Rangerwolf |
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For me it would be Herc/ Ares', Gabrielle/ Jax, and Xena/ Caesar.
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LadyKate63 |
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The Destroyer/Lila. Ouch. That's gotta hurt.
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xenawp7706 |
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Oh yes indeed!!!
Callisto and Marcus ![]()
No Xena, No Xenaverse
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Delicious Denial |
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Callisto/Perdicus... (I will come back at some point and say how Aphrodite reacts to all these couples I've come up with.)
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Thanks to Pandora10 for the Sig and to LK for Helping Me Set It Up.
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