I was thinking tonight about what would make up the ultimate subtexers episode list. What episodes do you go to to watch that give you warm fuzzies and
fulfill your X/G urges?
My list:
Sins of the Past- to me it was always obvious that there was chemistry and a deeper connection, from day one, between X&G.
Altared States- "by the gods, you are beautiful!" "loving every moment"
Is there a Doctor in the house? - Xena's raw grief and then relief over Gabrielle
Girls just wanna have fun - cheesy, but whats not to love about X&G as hot vampires and the blatant sexuality of the biting scene? "Do it Gabrielle!"
Return of Callisto- ok, so Gabrielle marries Perdicus...but the look on Xena's face and the kiss...and the oops, I could have saved Perdicus but I didn't moments make up for it!
The Xena Scrolls- just because its like an Uber, and all the possibilities of Mel and Janice
A Solstice Carol- the lamb! awwwww ![]()
The Quest- THE kiss...the butt grab (maybe) and Xena inside of Gabrielle ![]()
A Day in the life- "But can we cook with your juices?" "she likes what I do" , the bath scene, and the old married
couple bickering. Love it!
Blind Faith- just so touching that Xena is willing to go blind in order to save Gabrielle
Been there, done that - is that a hickey? and the image of Xena holding/comforting Gabrielle
The Debt- can we say jealousy? Gabrielle: "You owe someone so much, that you would just throw away these last few years." (in other
words, me?) Xena: "yes." ouch!!
Warrior Priestess Tramp- Out of all the Warrior...etc episodes this was the most subtexty! I love Leah.
Maternal Instincts- nothing hurts more than feeling betrayed by the one you love most. The opposite of love is hatred after all...
The Bitter Suite- awwww they made up! "The love of your love is you"
One Against an Army- very maintext, "even in death Gabrielle, I will never leave you"
Fins Femmes and Gems- fisting a fish? and that look on Xena's face when Gabrielle is talking about finding the person for her (herself!)-
priceless!
Sacrifice 2- nothing says I love you like hurling yourself into a pit of hot lava to save your sweetheart
Adventures in the sin trade- nothing says I love you like losing your mind and going to the land of the dead to find your sweetheart
A Family affair- Xena finds Gabrielle! "oh, sweetheart! I looked for you!" and the worshipful hand kiss
Locked up and tied down- I love how Gabrielle gets to save Xena this time
Crusader- the green eyed monster strikes again! Xena: "you have the same weakness I do" (Gabrielle)
Between the lines- Xena and Gabrielle learn they will be together in one way or another in many lifetimes. And the Mendhi scene- hot!
Ides of March- so amazing and satisfying seeing Gabrielle throw all her "way of love and peace" crap out the window and hack apart
Roman soldiers to defend Xena. That and the prison scene, the kiss on the forehead, and the actual crucifixion, main text!
De Ja Vu All over again- uber, Xena and Gabrielle together again
Fallen Angel- "we're going to be together for eternity"
Animal Attraction- the look on Gabrielle's face when Xena announces she is pregnant...hehe.
God fearing child- so sweet to see Gabrielle delivering baby Eve and the adorable image of the three of them as a family
Kindred Spirits- the little family living in Amazon land, Xena struggling with settling down, and finally reading Gabrielle's scrolls- oh
and lets not forget "not tonight"
Antony and Cleopatra- jealous jealous Gab!
Motherhood- "we've got our daughter back"
Heart of Darkness- the dance (and Gabrielle throwing things at Lucifer because she is jealous)
Who's Gurkhan- the dances...the halluciantions of Gab dancing erotically...the subtle stroking of Xena's side when she was injured
The Abyss- Xena cradling Gabrielle in the cave. "I want to lie with you...I want it to be this way forever" "any path is ok
Xena, as long as its with you"
The Return of the Valkyrie - the kissss...and of course Brunhilda and that conversation about X&G in the previous Ring triology episodes
Old Ares had a farm- the farm girl outfits...Xena telling Gabrielle more about her childhood, the bed scene (that glare Xena gives Ares when
Gabrielle's hand wanders in her sleep- MINE (meaning Gabrielle), and the "a change of position is in order" )
You are There - the love hearts when X&G are looking at each other...and the "Well, technically," (WE ARE LOVERS YES!)
Send in the Clones- another uber showing X&G together again
When Fates Collide - the longing looks on the balcony..."Don't you touch her!" and the scene where Gabrielle burns the
loom...talk about a perfect love story
Many Happy Returns - the Sappho poem! The look of utter adoration on Xena's face...*melts*
I refuse to include FIN in this list, although there are not just subtext moments but maintext moments. (the 30 seconds line, the kiss) But it is too little,
too late, and the decapitated head of Xena kinda puts a damper on the whole thing. NO THANKS.
So...whats your list??






My darling baby Evie...I love and adore you with all my heart and soul...forever and
always 















