Hey guys i thought this tread would be fun to do as i know ye all have funny stories ye wanna share r embaring drunken moments that were great at the time
but not so great in the morning hahhahaah so go ahead give it a shot...hahahaha wouldnt you know i was Irish .. enjoy 
So This thread is basically about the nights out you wish you could forget or the ones you are glad you remembered.
Oh and all stories are well come, drunk or not…lol
So here is one of mine to kick things off!.......
i was at a hen night Saturday night it was a unforgettable night .. well the bits i can remember or don't wanna remmber of heehehehe anywho moving on.. we
did a pub cawrl for it its were you go from pub to pub so as the night whent on we all got drunk as you do hahaha we went to a night club there was like 26 of
us at the hen so i had a brillent idea that we should change the signs from the mens tolit to the wemons cause as ye all know you can never have enoulg gals
toilets....
as there always full and you end up uing the mens anyway so we did just that i was LMAO 
cause some fellas would come over to the toilets and see the sign sayin laddys and would leave poor chaps we found out at the end of the night
that fella's were complaining there were two girls toilets and no mens we got a bit of a talk form the manger but luckly she had a sence of humur and saw
the funny side of it. it was unny at the time hahahahaahahahah
if that was'nt bad enoguh we then went out side and a few of us had yet an other bright idea we'd ave a little water fight in the middle of the street
it tarted off as just a few of us messing throwing water at each other to the whole town getting involved and the funnyier part was we were all wearing see thu
white tops .. the thngs we do when were drunk hahahahaha gotta love it .. so go whats yours don't be shy hahahahaha
here are some things that are hard to say when ya drunk :
a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon
Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk...
a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) Transubstantiates
Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...
a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
b) Nope, no more booze for me.
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
d) No kebab for me, thank you.
e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.
I) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning
a spacial thanx to my English pal stom for ya help thanx dude luv ya crazy ways xxxx MWah oh and not forgetting PBODYLI fr her help in it too hahahaha
...look my eyes are just holograms...*
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