Sadly, Lyric Splat (also known 'round these parts as Splatterly) is not with us at the moment; she is spending her summer working in a lodge in Alaska where there is no Internet access. (I know the mind boggles at the concept.
) But it's still her birthday and, by the gods, a birthday thread she
will have. Actually a couple of us are in touch with her by snail mail, and I'm sure a printout of this thread will be duly sent to her.
So, Splatterly, I hope you are having a wonderful birthday in your Internet-less corner of the world!
Those of you who have never met Lyric Splat and want to appreciate just how special she is, check out her marvelous Callisto in the Xena Roleplay thread (which has sadly withered without her), as well as her incredible contribution to the "What type of Xenite are you?" thread. And then join me in wishing the lovely Lyric Splat a very, very happy day, and in sending her some good birthday vibes all the way over to Alaska!
I hope you had a wonderful birthday, Your Supreme Wickedness.
That is a very accurate representation of how we feel about Splatterly. But I think she should look a little happier about being pulled
back to her Xenite home. 
Sorry I haven't written yet, I am evil and useless, but i have an INSANELY GOOD REASON, which i cannot disclose
publicly. But when I write you a letter, I will tell you aaaaaall about it - and then you shall *squee* for eternity!
HAPPY (belated)
BIRTHDAY LYRIC SPLAT!!! 
