Excuse me, do you have tickets?
*waits until someone in the background replies "Tickets for what?"*
*flexes arm*
To the gun show!
*kisses biceps á la Ron Burgundy*

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Buckle up little girl. PLA is about to get rough with ya (and not in the good way). Muahahaha. :P
Excuse me, do you have tickets? *waits until someone in the background replies "Tickets for what?"* *flexes arm* To the gun show! *kisses biceps á la Ron Burgundy* ![]() |
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callisto the suffering |
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Good work PLA! And we havent finished yet!
Do you have a band-Aid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you. You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life! You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts. Hahahaha jollly! Awesome! PLA RULES!
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DeborahKizzy |
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mwhahaha I am not defated! I'm gonna drag it to the gutter and hopefully take some PLA with it
"If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?"
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Fight Like A Woman...Will Forever Be A Statement Of Respect!" |
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callisto the suffering |
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Ohhh!! Getting abit Dirty now aye!! :P
You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I'm 20. Ill show you my immovable rod if you show me your portable hole! - Now that one is dirty! Take THAT! XTW!
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pops29 |
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that one was dirty!!
but PLA shall not win!!! Wanna come back to my house and do some Maths? You can add the bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we'll multiply. Let's play war, I'll lay down and you blow the hell out of me! My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. how about that ?
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...No Xena No Xenaverse... ---------------------------------------- "So life's a bitch. What do you want to do, cry about it? "--Starbuck |
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DeborahKizzy |
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Whoo Hoo!! You go Pops! XTW rule!
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smutterly1 |
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These pick-up lines are getting MUCH more graphic and MUCH less likely to succeed with ANYONE!! LOVE IT!! A sick mind is a beautiful thing
Without Gabrielle there would be no Xena ![]() ![]()
Many thanks to SaraXenite for my ROCtemple sig, Shenanigen for my PLA Scroll and Dr Covington for my Keeper PLA HotShot and Sexy Sais Believe me, if I have to go the rest of my life without companionship, knowing myself won't be a problem |
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callisto the suffering |
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PLA RULLEESS!!
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TheJollyApe |
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Seeing how we already are all graphic I thought I'd enhance my next line by presenting it in a picture.
I'd buy you a drink, but I'd be jealous of the straw.
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Last Edited By: TheJollyApe
05/15/08 10:50 AM.
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callisto the suffering |
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OOH that is good jolly! A WHOLE NEW ASPECT, they couldnt come up with anything better..
PLA rules!
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