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Your favourite silly Xena quote

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nef2saye13		#31	[-]
First Citizen Posts: 134 (03/24/08 6:15 PM) First Citizen Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	Here's a few favorites from In Sickness and in Hell Xena: "Where's Gabrielle" Joxer: "Nature Called" Grabrielle: "No it screamed like a wild Banshee" __________ Gabby: "Well, she didn't seem to know you. Maybe she heard us talking about the lice, and she was scared away." __________ Xena: "Uhh! Gabrielle? Gabrielle! Wake up. Stomach. I did it. Find out what you can." Gabby [Speech thickened]: "Theena hath jutht cut off the flow of blood to your brain." Bad guy: "What?! What did you say?!" Gabby [Speech thickened]: "I thaid that Theena-- hath jutht cut off the flow of blood to your brain. Talk. Talk! Tell uth what you know." Bad guy: "Help! Somebody!"
XenGabKat		#32	[-]
First Citizen Posts: 33 (03/24/08 8:11 PM) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	Gabfan23 wrote: From Kindred Sprits Cyane: "Queen Gabrielle!" Gabrielle: "Not tonight. " [Sighs and wakes up, both look embarrassed] That was a real, did they really say that moment! OMG I love that line I missed it the first time I watched that ep. when I caught it the second time I was 'no way did she say that' I rewound it like four times just to make sure, then after the shock wore off I was sent into a laughing fit. Icon Courtesy of Dallaz-icons, thanks. Proud Member of the PLA
dark hunter silver		#33	[-]
Commander Posts: 389 (03/24/08 8:17 PM) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	Xena. "It's not the Fates; it's not Ares; it's not something that I ate. No, I have no poison dart marks. I have no Bacchae bites." Joxer. "Is that a Hicky?" Gabrielle. "We've repeated the day that many times?" Xena. "Yes." Gabrielle. "But-- " Xena. "No, no, yes, no. I tried that. Yes, both ways. No, I don't know. No, again. Are there any more questions? Good." Rooster: [Crows] Gabrielle. [Moans] Xena. "Gabrielle! Gabrielle!" Gabrielle. "Xena." Joxer. "Rise-- Group hug!" Gabrielle. "Get off me, Joxer." Xena "That's it, Joxer-- get off. Get off!" Joxers Voice: "Oh! Ow!" Ares. "You'll alway be a good two shoes!" Gabrielle. "Yeah but with a really big sword." Thank you for the Keeper Shenanigen Without Gabrielle, There Would Be No Xena. PLA Forever Last Edited By: dark hunter silver 03/25/08 1:53 PM. Edited 1 times.
meaurel		#34	[-]
Warrior-in-Training Posts: 309 (05/12/08 5:09 PM) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	Ahaha. I had almost forgotten I even made this thread, and I cant believe I had forgotten some of these quotes! Vote Xena for president!
RipplesandChurns		#35	[-]
First Citizen Posts: 46 (05/12/08 5:59 PM) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	From Sins Of The Past: Random Villager: 'Come on Xena, walk on me, you can use my shoulders!' Dunno why, but it cracks me up. Bet it's a sentence he never thought he'd say. "I hate that.."
dark hunter silver		#36	[-]
Commander Posts: 494 (05/12/08 6:15 PM) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	Gabrielle "Xena-- are you all right?" Xena. "I lost one of those good chewing teeth, but other than that, I'm fine." Gabrielle. "Xena, we should get out of here." Xena. "No. She's too dangerous a girl to leave on the loose. She likes killing too much." Gabrielle. "But she beat you up so badly." I shouldn't laugh at Gabrielle's end comment but I do because I really don't think she meant to say it like that, her tongue just slipped. Thank you for the Keeper Shenanigen Without Gabrielle, There Would Be No Xena. PLA Forever
athenasword		#37	[-]
Warrior Posts: 201 (05/12/08 6:52 PM) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	For me, hands down, is the smartest thing Joxer said ever said, from BTDT: "What if none of this is real, and we're all in someone else's head and they're making us up?" And the looks are just priceless. Other gems: Gab: "I was married at the time!" Leah: "Yes well, we all have our little excuses, don't we?" Joxer: "We're only going to pay three...THREE?! Do you understand? We don't speak Greek too good, do we Gab. Three?! THREE!" Ares. "Oh! Owww! Score one for the Warrior Princess!" ding! Oath on Her Sword - Trust in Her Word
faith102		#38	[-]
Warrior Posts: 45 (05/12/08 7:15 PM) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	Xena puts the pinch on a guy* Xena: "I've cut off the flow of blood to your brain and other pertinent body parts. So tell me: How old were you when you lost your virginity?" Gabrielle: "Xena!" Xena: "Shut up Mavis, this is important." Man: "14" Xena: "Oh Come on!" Man: "Alright 19...19." Xena: "See Mavis? All you have to do is ask 'em nicely." i laughed so much when i watched this ep cant think of the name of the ep tho ..anybody know sig done by the lovely and talented brabmuffin Without Gabrielle There Would Be NO Xena There are two kinds of tears.. ?tears for those who leave you and tears for those who will never let go
faith102		#39	[-]
Warrior Posts: 47 (05/12/08 7:30 PM) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	Xena to Eve: Eve IF YOU CANT STAND THE HEAT, THEN GET THE HELL OUT OF MY KITCHEN!!! sig done by the lovely and talented brabmuffin Without Gabrielle There Would Be NO Xena There are two kinds of tears.. ?tears for those who leave you and tears for those who will never let go
faith102		#40	[-]
Warrior Posts: 47 (05/12/08 7:30 PM) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	Xena to Eve: Eve IF YOU CANT STAND THE HEAT, THEN GET THE HELL OUT OF MY KITCHEN!!! sig done by the lovely and talented brabmuffin Without Gabrielle There Would Be NO Xena There are two kinds of tears.. ?tears for those who leave you and tears for those who will never let go

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