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Xena and Ares went fishing one day without clothes, because Callisto had made a bet with Gabrielle that she could get them to kiss, and Gabrielle wanted to see if they could spend a whole night without getting any. But Ares knew that Xena wanted to get some food before they did anything naughty! Unfortunately Callisto stopped them eating the broccoli and sprouts because she wanted fishsticks. Ares thought fishsticks were yucky so he cooked Xena chicken but she chakramed him because she hated eating chicken. Then they kissed passionately and Callisto was jealous of Ares' pants. Meanwhile, Gabrielle was trying to find some rope so she could tie up the both of them and stop them from kissing. So Joxer helped by bringing some string. Unfortunately, he had forgotten the string. Furious, Gabrielle thwacked and screeched as Xena grabbed Joxer's nose. "Why are you so ANNOYING?!" This is all going to be so painful when Xena sees Ares teasing Gabrielle. Then suddenly, Joxer punched himself in the pants. Gabrielle had become enamored with Ares' teasing and decided his hair was too perfect. Spontaneously she crashed the staff cart into the God's stomach, causing him considerable discomfort and delight. "Gabrielle!" Schreeched Joxer who clearly didn't like the thrashing. "Stop hurting me, blondie!" Gabrielle smirked at Ares who checked out Xena. Callisto joined in, checking Gabrielle out. No-one checked out Joxer. However, he checked out Gabrielle, which Argo thought was typical for him. Quietly Ares signaled Xena to go solo on callisto, but xena said "Only if you promise to join us." Licking Argo was so nice and Gabrielle realised that she didn't want Xena getting too frisky without her. So she decided joining the fun tricky games was best. Callisto wanted Xena out of the action because Gabrielle would probably be confused if everybody started to kiss Xena. Not to be outdone, Ares demanded that she go for a romp with Joxer in the nuddy. This was creepy, but Callisto laughed when joxer fell on Xena and Xena squealed like a girl. "Come here, precious," hissed Callisto. "I desire to kiss you." Suddenly there was catcalls from Aphrodite appearing. Xena jumped on Aphrodite and hurt her. "Hey hotstuff! Goddesses need glomping in this situation." She wasn't shy at anything! Ares pouted spitting the chicken at Gabrielle. Despondent, Callisto just sat picking at Xena naughtily until Hower arrived with Minya. "What would happen if they ate some pickles and cream?" thought Argo. Aphrodite glanced at Gabrielle and couldn't stop giggling because Hower was oogling Ares. "You hunk of burning love, I think that you are what I've always imagined to be handsome!" exclaimed Hower lustfully. Ares agreed fiercely. "Of course you think I'm a hottie, but I'm taken." Xena was utterly disgusted and sneezed on Hower. "Yuck you perv!" shouted Xena at him. "Well, you are