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smutterly1 |
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...sorry to intrude but I've got some cream here that Xena might like to rub on those big, ol' grapey factoids...guaranteed cool and soothing!!
Without Gabrielle there would be NO Xena ![]() ![]()
Many thanks to SaraXenite for my wonderful ROCtemple sig Shenanigen for my lovely PLA Scroll and Dr Janice Covington for my beautiful Keeper |
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brabmuffin |
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smutterly.. you never cease to live up to your name sake
~Some people are so afraid to die that they forget to live~
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When Xena Yi-yi-yi's, Everybody Listens.
Rock beats scissors, Xena's Chakram beats everything! Moses didn't part the red sea, Xena parted it with her chakram. Xena got permanently kicked out of the Olympics, she kept winning every event. Sexy was never brought back because Xena never left. Absence makes the heart grow fonder, Xena makes the heart grow cold with fear. Nothing is certain but death, taxes, and that Xena will kick your @$$e$ (rival armies
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Love em Katyrina. Awesomeness
Xena played russian roulette with a fully loaded revolver and still won "Xena once had a heart attack; her heart lost. " When Xena was little she followed a rainbow. She met a leprechaun and asked for its gold. It wouldn't give it to her. This is why we no longer have leprechauns.
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xenawp7706 |
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I looooooove Xena. She is great, she is my goddess. Forever !!!!!
No Xena. No Xenaverse
No Xena, No Xenaverse
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JinxsMinx |
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Methinks this thread can become addictive!
"Xena is extraordinarily patient, provided she gets her own way in the end." "Xena's ululations doesn't echo, and no one knows why." "Xena was born with a fully formed set of teeth. This enabled her early 'barking' to actually have a bite." "The term 'to testify' is based on men in the Roman court swearing to a statement made by swearing on their testicles; a technique invented by Empress Xena when first suspecting hubby Cesar wasn't true to his word." "It was discovered on one of Xena and Gabrielle's travels that a frog can throw up. The frog throws up it's stomach first, so the stomach is
dangling out of it's mouth. Then the frog uses it's forearms to dig out all of the stomach's contents and then swallows the stomach back down
again. The duo witnessed this event after the frog in question attempted to impersonate the Chakram. It is still unknown why the frog did this."
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mischiefgoddess |
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That frog one made me laugh.
I love this thread
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mischiefgoddess |
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Some new ones to brighten our day
Xena does not sleep she waits Xena doesn't swim, the water pushes her Xena uses her pinky to thumb wrestle. Xena knows everything except for the definition of mercy. This one is terrible but made me laugh anyway Xena once roundhouse kicked Joxer for pissing him off. She then brought him back to life and roundhouse kicked him again for dying.
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These are great! OK I'll try one...
The term "flip the bird" actually originated from from the rooster/chakram incident.
No Xena, No Xenaverse!
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