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Here's a fun little thing I thought up out of sheer boredom.

We know there's a Xena clone running around in modern day, so how would she handle modern contraptions and conveniences? Feel free to add questions, and when we have enough responses we can cut loose on Gabrielle.

In your opinion, how would Xena:

Drive a car? Stick, with lots of cursing and honking at other drivers.

Like her steak? She seems a medium rare gal to me.

Like her eggs? 4 or 5 in a glass, raw.

Eat an Oreo cookie? Cram it all in at once and show no mercy. Licking icing is for wussies.

Get across town? Leap from car to car in a traffic jam, or by horse on Sundays.

Dress casually? Jeans and t, enough to be mobile and flexible.

Dress formally? Subdued black or royal blue evening dress with little to no jewelry.

Apply for a job? Submit a one-page CV with I HAVE MANY SKILLS written across it.

Fire an employee? The Snarl followed by The Pinch followed by The Headbutt.

Play sports? Know-it-All Team Captain

Pick her Music?
Anything Melissa Etheridge or Joni Mitchell drowning out the neighbours.

Play a PS3? Lots of button-mashing and fist-shaking.

Play a Wii? Broken controller from too much swinging.

Get some exercise?
Track, boxing, polo

Like her drinks?
Wine with the ocassional mixer, probably something she can blow fire on.

Order a pizza?
Pepperoni with black olives and hot peppers.

Like her Starbucks?
Mocha latte.