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Xena and Ares went fishing one day without clothes, because Callisto had made a bet with Gabrielle that she could get them to kiss, and Gabrielle wanted to see
if they could spend a whole night without getting any. But Ares knew that Xena wanted to get some food before they did anything naughty! Unfortunately Callisto
stopped them eating the broccoli and sprouts because she wanted fishsticks. Ares thought fishsticks were yucky so he cooked Xena chicken but she chakramed him
because she hated eating chicken. Then they kissed passionately and Callisto was jealous of Ares' pants. Meanwhile, Gabrielle was trying to find some rope
so she could tie up the both of them and stop them from kissing. So Joxer helped by bringing some string. Unfortunately, he had forgotten the string. Furious,
Gabrielle thwacked and screeched as Xena grabbed Joxer's nose. "Why are you so ANNOYING?!" This is all going to be so painful when Xena sees Ares
teasing Gabrielle. Then suddenly, Joxer punched himself in the pants. Gabrielle had become enamored with Ares' teasing and decided his hair was too
perfect. Spontaneously she crashed the staff cart into the God's stomach, causing him considerable discomfort and delight. "Gabrielle!"
Schreeched Joxer who clearly didn't like the thrashing. "Stop hurting me, blondie!" Gabrielle smirked at Ares who checked out Xena. Callisto
joined in, checking Gabrielle out. No-one checked out Joxer. However, he checked out Gabrielle, which Argo thought was typical for him. Quietly Ares signaled
Xena to go solo on callisto, but xena said "Only if you promise to join us." Licking Argo was so nice and Gabrielle realised that she didn't want
Xena getting too frisky without her. So she decided joining the fun tricky games was best. Callisto wanted Xena out of the action because Gabrielle would
probably be confused if everybody started to kiss Xena. Not to be outdone, Ares demanded that she go for a romp with Joxer in the nuddy. This was creepy, but
Callisto laughed when joxer fell on Xena and Xena squealed like a girl. "Come here, precious," hissed Callisto. "I desire to kiss you."
Suddenly there was catcalls from Aphrodite appearing. Xena jumped on Aphrodite and hurt her. "Hey hotstuff! Goddesses need glomping in this
situation." She wasn't
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Xena and Ares went fishing one day without clothes, because Callisto had made a bet with Gabrielle that she could get them to kiss, and Gabrielle wanted to see
if they could spend a whole night without getting any. But Ares knew that Xena wanted to get some food before they did anything naughty! Unfortunately Callisto
stopped them eating the broccoli and sprouts because she wanted fishsticks. Ares thought fishsticks were yucky so he cooked Xena chicken but she chakramed him
because she hated eating chicken. Then they kissed passionately and Callisto was jealous of Ares' pants. Meanwhile, Gabrielle was trying to find some rope
so she could tie up the both of them and stop them from kissing. So Joxer helped by bringing some string. Unfortunately, he had forgotten the string. Furious,
Gabrielle thwacked and screeched as Xena grabbed Joxer's nose. "Why are you so ANNOYING?!" This is all going to be so painful when Xena sees Ares
teasing Gabrielle. Then suddenly, Joxer punched himself in the pants. Gabrielle had become enamored with Ares' teasing and decided his hair was too
perfect. Spontaneously she crashed the staff cart into the God's stomach, causing him considerable discomfort and delight. "Gabrielle!"
Schreeched Joxer who clearly didn't like the thrashing. "Stop hurting me, blondie!" Gabrielle smirked at Ares who checked out Xena. Callisto
joined in, checking Gabrielle out. No-one checked out Joxer. However, he checked out Gabrielle, which Argo thought was typical for him. Quietly Ares signaled
Xena to go solo on callisto, but xena said "Only if you promise to join us." Licking Argo was so nice and Gabrielle realised that she didn't want
Xena getting too frisky without her. So she decided joining the fun tricky games was best. Callisto wanted Xena out of the action because Gabrielle would
probably be confused if everybody started to kiss Xena. Not to be outdone, Ares demanded that she go for a romp with Joxer in the nuddy. This was creepy, but
Callisto laughed when joxer fell on Xena and Xena squealed like a girl. "Come here, precious," hissed Callisto. "I desire to kiss you."
Suddenly there was catcalls from Aphrodite appearing. Xena jumped on Aphrodite and hurt her. "Hey hotstuff! Goddesses need glomping in this
situation." She wasn't shy
"They have this love/hate, lust/hate relationship." -- Lucy Lawless See my artwork and fanfiction at The Muse's Corner * Visit Xena Online Community Keepership and sig script by Nutty, Avatars by Cila |
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Xena and Ares went fishing one day without clothes, because Callisto had made a bet with Gabrielle that she could get them to kiss, and Gabrielle wanted to see
if they could spend a whole night without getting any. But Ares knew that Xena wanted to get some food before they did anything naughty! Unfortunately Callisto
stopped them eating the broccoli and sprouts because she wanted fishsticks. Ares thought fishsticks were yucky so he cooked Xena chicken but she chakramed him
because she hated eating chicken. Then they kissed passionately and Callisto was jealous of Ares' pants. Meanwhile, Gabrielle was trying to find some rope
so she could tie up the both of them and stop them from kissing. So Joxer helped by bringing some string. Unfortunately, he had forgotten the string. Furious,
Gabrielle thwacked and screeched as Xena grabbed Joxer's nose. "Why are you so ANNOYING?!" This is all going to be so painful when Xena sees Ares
teasing Gabrielle. Then suddenly, Joxer punched himself in the pants. Gabrielle had become enamored with Ares' teasing and decided his hair was too
perfect. Spontaneously she crashed the staff cart into the God's stomach, causing him considerable discomfort and delight. "Gabrielle!"
Schreeched Joxer who clearly didn't like the thrashing. "Stop hurting me, blondie!" Gabrielle smirked at Ares who checked out Xena. Callisto
joined in, checking Gabrielle out. No-one checked out Joxer. However, he checked out Gabrielle, which Argo thought was typical for him. Quietly Ares signaled
Xena to go solo on callisto, but xena said "Only if you promise to join us." Licking Argo was so nice and Gabrielle realised that she didn't want
Xena getting too frisky without her. So she decided joining the fun tricky games was best. Callisto wanted Xena out of the action because Gabrielle would
probably be confused if everybody started to kiss Xena. Not to be outdone, Ares demanded that she go for a romp with Joxer in the nuddy. This was creepy, but
Callisto laughed when joxer fell on Xena and Xena squealed like a girl. "Come here, precious," hissed Callisto. "I desire to kiss you."
Suddenly there was catcalls from Aphrodite appearing. Xena jumped on Aphrodite and hurt her. "Hey hotstuff! Goddesses need glomping in this
situation." She wasn't shy at
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Xena and Ares went fishing one day without clothes, because Callisto had made a bet with Gabrielle that she could get them to kiss, and Gabrielle wanted to see
if they could spend a whole night without getting any. But Ares knew that Xena wanted to get some food before they did anything naughty! Unfortunately Callisto
stopped them eating the broccoli and sprouts because she wanted fishsticks. Ares thought fishsticks were yucky so he cooked Xena chicken but she chakramed him
because she hated eating chicken. Then they kissed passionately and Callisto was jealous of Ares' pants. Meanwhile, Gabrielle was trying to find some rope
so she could tie up the both of them and stop them from kissing. So Joxer helped by bringing some string. Unfortunately, he had forgotten the string. Furious,
Gabrielle thwacked and screeched as Xena grabbed Joxer's nose. "Why are you so ANNOYING?!" This is all going to be so painful when Xena sees Ares
teasing Gabrielle. Then suddenly, Joxer punched himself in the pants. Gabrielle had become enamored with Ares' teasing and decided his hair was too
perfect. Spontaneously she crashed the staff cart into the God's stomach, causing him considerable discomfort and delight. "Gabrielle!"
Schreeched Joxer who clearly didn't like the thrashing. "Stop hurting me, blondie!" Gabrielle smirked at Ares who checked out Xena. Callisto
joined in, checking Gabrielle out. No-one checked out Joxer. However, he checked out Gabrielle, which Argo thought was typical for him. Quietly Ares signaled
Xena to go solo on callisto, but xena said "Only if you promise to join us." Licking Argo was so nice and Gabrielle realised that she didn't want
Xena getting too frisky without her. So she decided joining the fun tricky games was best. Callisto wanted Xena out of the action because Gabrielle would
probably be confused if everybody started to kiss Xena. Not to be outdone, Ares demanded that she go for a romp with Joxer in the nuddy. This was creepy, but
Callisto laughed when joxer fell on Xena and Xena squealed like a girl. "Come here, precious," hissed Callisto. "I desire to kiss you."
Suddenly there was catcalls from Aphrodite appearing. Xena jumped on Aphrodite and hurt her. "Hey hotstuff! Goddesses need glomping in this
situation." She wasn't shy at anything!
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Xena and Ares went fishing one day without clothes, because Callisto had made a bet with Gabrielle that she could get them to kiss, and Gabrielle wanted to
see if they could spend a whole night without getting any. But Ares knew that Xena wanted to get some food before they did anything naughty! Unfortunately
Callisto stopped them eating the broccoli and sprouts because she wanted fishsticks. Ares thought fishsticks were yucky so he cooked Xena chicken but she
chakramed him because she hated eating chicken. Then they kissed passionately and Callisto was jealous of Ares' pants. Meanwhile, Gabrielle was trying to
find some rope so she could tie up the both of them and stop them from kissing. So Joxer helped by bringing some string. Unfortunately, he had forgotten the
string. Furious, Gabrielle thwacked and screeched as Xena grabbed Joxer's nose. "Why are you so ANNOYING?!" This is all going to be so painful
when Xena sees Ares teasing Gabrielle. Then suddenly, Joxer punched himself in the pants. Gabrielle had become enamored with Ares' teasing and decided
his hair was too perfect. Spontaneously she crashed the staff cart into the God's stomach, causing him considerable discomfort and delight.
"Gabrielle!" Schreeched Joxer who clearly didn't like the thrashing. "Stop hurting me, blondie!" Gabrielle smirked at Ares who
checked out Xena. Callisto joined in, checking Gabrielle out. No-one checked out Joxer. However, he checked out Gabrielle, which Argo thought was typical for
him. Quietly Ares signaled Xena to go solo on callisto, but xena said "Only if you promise to join us." Licking Argo was so nice and Gabrielle
realised that she didn't want Xena getting too frisky without her. So she decided joining the fun tricky games was best. Callisto wanted Xena out of the
action because Gabrielle would probably be confused if everybody started to kiss Xena. Not to be outdone, Ares demanded that she go for a romp with Joxer in
the nuddy. This was creepy, but Callisto laughed when joxer fell on Xena and Xena squealed like a girl. "Come here, precious," hissed Callisto.
"I desire to kiss you." Suddenly there was catcalls from Aphrodite appearing. Xena jumped on Aphrodite and hurt her. "Hey hotstuff! Goddesses
need glomping in this situation." She wasn't shy at anything! Ares
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Xena and Ares went fishing one day without clothes, because Callisto had made a bet with Gabrielle that she could get them to kiss, and Gabrielle wanted to see
if they could spend a whole night without getting any. But Ares knew that Xena wanted to get some food before they did anything naughty! Unfortunately Callisto
stopped them eating the broccoli and sprouts because she wanted fishsticks. Ares thought fishsticks were yucky so he cooked Xena chicken but she chakramed him
because she hated eating chicken. Then they kissed passionately and Callisto was jealous of Ares' pants. Meanwhile, Gabrielle was trying to find some rope
so she could tie up the both of them and stop them from kissing. So Joxer helped by bringing some string. Unfortunately, he had forgotten the string. Furious,
Gabrielle thwacked and screeched as Xena grabbed Joxer's nose. "Why are you so ANNOYING?!" This is all going to be so painful when Xena sees Ares
teasing Gabrielle. Then suddenly, Joxer punched himself in the pants. Gabrielle had become enamored with Ares' teasing and decided his hair was too
perfect. Spontaneously she crashed the staff cart into the God's stomach, causing him considerable discomfort and delight. "Gabrielle!"
Schreeched Joxer who clearly didn't like the thrashing. "Stop hurting me, blondie!" Gabrielle smirked at Ares who checked out Xena. Callisto
joined in, checking Gabrielle out. No-one checked out Joxer. However, he checked out Gabrielle, which Argo thought was typical for him. Quietly Ares signaled
Xena to go solo on callisto, but xena said "Only if you promise to join us." Licking Argo was so nice and Gabrielle realised that she didn't want
Xena getting too frisky without her. So she decided joining the fun tricky games was best. Callisto wanted Xena out of the action because Gabrielle would
probably be confused if everybody started to kiss Xena. Not to be outdone, Ares demanded that she go for a romp with Joxer in the nuddy. This was creepy, but
Callisto laughed when joxer fell on Xena and Xena squealed like a girl. "Come here, precious," hissed Callisto. "I desire to kiss you."
Suddenly there was catcalls from Aphrodite appearing. Xena jumped on Aphrodite and hurt her. "Hey hotstuff! Goddesses need glomping in this
situation." She wasn't shy at anything! Ares pouted
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Xena and Ares went fishing one day without clothes, because Callisto had made a bet with Gabrielle that she could get them to kiss, and Gabrielle wanted to see
if they could spend a whole night without getting any. But Ares knew that Xena wanted to get some food before they did anything naughty! Unfortunately Callisto
stopped them eating the broccoli and sprouts because she wanted fishsticks. Ares thought fishsticks were yucky so he cooked Xena chicken but she chakramed him
because she hated eating chicken. Then they kissed passionately and Callisto was jealous of Ares' pants. Meanwhile, Gabrielle was trying to find some rope
so she could tie up the both of them and stop them from kissing. So Joxer helped by bringing some string. Unfortunately, he had forgotten the string. Furious,
Gabrielle thwacked and screeched as Xena grabbed Joxer's nose. "Why are you so ANNOYING?!" This is all going to be so painful when Xena sees Ares
teasing Gabrielle. Then suddenly, Joxer punched himself in the pants. Gabrielle had become enamored with Ares' teasing and decided his hair was too
perfect. Spontaneously she crashed the staff cart into the God's stomach, causing him considerable discomfort and delight. "Gabrielle!"
Schreeched Joxer who clearly didn't like the thrashing. "Stop hurting me, blondie!" Gabrielle smirked at Ares who checked out Xena. Callisto
joined in, checking Gabrielle out. No-one checked out Joxer. However, he checked out Gabrielle, which Argo thought was typical for him. Quietly Ares signaled
Xena to go solo on callisto, but xena said "Only if you promise to join us." Licking Argo was so nice and Gabrielle realised that she didn't want
Xena getting too frisky without her. So she decided joining the fun tricky games was best. Callisto wanted Xena out of the action because Gabrielle would
probably be confused if everybody started to kiss Xena. Not to be outdone, Ares demanded that she go for a romp with Joxer in the nuddy. This was creepy, but
Callisto laughed when joxer fell on Xena and Xena squealed like a girl. "Come here, precious," hissed Callisto. "I desire to kiss you."
Suddenly there was catcalls from Aphrodite appearing. Xena jumped on Aphrodite and hurt her. "Hey hotstuff! Goddesses need glomping in this
situation." She wasn't shy at anything! Ares pouted spitting
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Xena and Ares went fishing one day without clothes, because Callisto had made a bet with Gabrielle that she could get them to kiss, and Gabrielle wanted to see
if they could spend a whole night without getting any. But Ares knew that Xena wanted to get some food before they did anything naughty! Unfortunately Callisto
stopped them eating the broccoli and sprouts because she wanted fishsticks. Ares thought fishsticks were yucky so he cooked Xena chicken but she chakramed him
because she hated eating chicken. Then they kissed passionately and Callisto was jealous of Ares' pants. Meanwhile, Gabrielle was trying to find some rope
so she could tie up the both of them and stop them from kissing. So Joxer helped by bringing some string. Unfortunately, he had forgotten the string. Furious,
Gabrielle thwacked and screeched as Xena grabbed Joxer's nose. "Why are you so ANNOYING?!" This is all going to be so painful when Xena sees Ares
teasing Gabrielle. Then suddenly, Joxer punched himself in the pants. Gabrielle had become enamored with Ares' teasing and decided his hair was too
perfect. Spontaneously she crashed the staff cart into the God's stomach, causing him considerable discomfort and delight. "Gabrielle!"
Schreeched Joxer who clearly didn't like the thrashing. "Stop hurting me, blondie!" Gabrielle smirked at Ares who checked out Xena. Callisto
joined in, checking Gabrielle out. No-one checked out Joxer. However, he checked out Gabrielle, which Argo thought was typical for him. Quietly Ares signaled
Xena to go solo on callisto, but xena said "Only if you promise to join us." Licking Argo was so nice and Gabrielle realised that she didn't want
Xena getting too frisky without her. So she decided joining the fun tricky games was best. Callisto wanted Xena out of the action because Gabrielle would
probably be confused if everybody started to kiss Xena. Not to be outdone, Ares demanded that she go for a romp with Joxer in the nuddy. This was creepy, but
Callisto laughed when joxer fell on Xena and Xena squealed like a girl. "Come here, precious," hissed Callisto. "I desire to kiss you."
Suddenly there was catcalls from Aphrodite appearing. Xena jumped on Aphrodite and hurt her. "Hey hotstuff! Goddesses need glomping in this
situation." She wasn't shy at anything! Ares pouted spitting the
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Xena and Ares went fishing one day without clothes, because Callisto had made a bet with Gabrielle that she could get them to kiss, and Gabrielle wanted to see
if they could spend a whole night without getting any. But Ares knew that Xena wanted to get some food before they did anything naughty! Unfortunately Callisto
stopped them eating the broccoli and sprouts because she wanted fishsticks. Ares thought fishsticks were yucky so he cooked Xena chicken but she chakramed him
because she hated eating chicken. Then they kissed passionately and Callisto was jealous of Ares' pants. Meanwhile, Gabrielle was trying to find some rope
so she could tie up the both of them and stop them from kissing. So Joxer helped by bringing some string. Unfortunately, he had forgotten the string. Furious,
Gabrielle thwacked and screeched as Xena grabbed Joxer's nose. "Why are you so ANNOYING?!" This is all going to be so painful when Xena sees Ares
teasing Gabrielle. Then suddenly, Joxer punched himself in the pants. Gabrielle had become enamored with Ares' teasing and decided his hair was too
perfect. Spontaneously she crashed the staff cart into the God's stomach, causing him considerable discomfort and delight. "Gabrielle!"
Schreeched Joxer who clearly didn't like the thrashing. "Stop hurting me, blondie!" Gabrielle smirked at Ares who checked out Xena. Callisto
joined in, checking Gabrielle out. No-one checked out Joxer. However, he checked out Gabrielle, which Argo thought was typical for him. Quietly Ares signaled
Xena to go solo on callisto, but xena said "Only if you promise to join us." Licking Argo was so nice and Gabrielle realised that she didn't want
Xena getting too frisky without her. So she decided joining the fun tricky games was best. Callisto wanted Xena out of the action because Gabrielle would
probably be confused if everybody started to kiss Xena. Not to be outdone, Ares demanded that she go for a romp with Joxer in the nuddy. This was creepy, but
Callisto laughed when joxer fell on Xena and Xena squealed like a girl. "Come here, precious," hissed Callisto. "I desire to kiss you."
Suddenly there was catcalls from Aphrodite appearing. Xena jumped on Aphrodite and hurt her. "Hey hotstuff! Goddesses need glomping in this
situation." She wasn't shy at anything! Ares pouted spitting the chicken
"They have this love/hate, lust/hate relationship." -- Lucy Lawless See my artwork and fanfiction at The Muse's Corner * Visit Xena Online Community Keepership and sig script by Nutty, Avatars by Cila |
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DeborahKizzy |
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Xena and Ares went fishing one day without clothes, because Callisto had made a bet with Gabrielle that she could get them to kiss, and Gabrielle wanted to see
if they could spend a whole night without getting any. But Ares knew that Xena wanted to get some food before they did anything naughty! Unfortunately Callisto
stopped them eating the broccoli and sprouts because she wanted fishsticks. Ares thought fishsticks were yucky so he cooked Xena chicken but she chakramed him
because she hated eating chicken. Then they kissed passionately and Callisto was jealous of Ares' pants. Meanwhile, Gabrielle was trying to find some rope
so she could tie up the both of them and stop them from kissing. So Joxer helped by bringing some string. Unfortunately, he had forgotten the string. Furious,
Gabrielle thwacked and screeched as Xena grabbed Joxer's nose. "Why are you so ANNOYING?!" This is all going to be so painful when Xena sees Ares
teasing Gabrielle. Then suddenly, Joxer punched himself in the pants. Gabrielle had become enamored with Ares' teasing and decided his hair was too
perfect. Spontaneously she crashed the staff cart into the God's stomach, causing him considerable discomfort and delight. "Gabrielle!"
Schreeched Joxer who clearly didn't like the thrashing. "Stop hurting me, blondie!" Gabrielle smirked at Ares who checked out Xena. Callisto
joined in, checking Gabrielle out. No-one checked out Joxer. However, he checked out Gabrielle, which Argo thought was typical for him. Quietly Ares signaled
Xena to go solo on callisto, but xena said "Only if you promise to join us." Licking Argo was so nice and Gabrielle realised that she didn't want
Xena getting too frisky without her. So she decided joining the fun tricky games was best. Callisto wanted Xena out of the action because Gabrielle would
probably be confused if everybody started to kiss Xena. Not to be outdone, Ares demanded that she go for a romp with Joxer in the nuddy. This was creepy, but
Callisto laughed when joxer fell on Xena and Xena squealed like a girl. "Come here, precious," hissed Callisto. "I desire to kiss you."
Suddenly there was catcalls from Aphrodite appearing. Xena jumped on Aphrodite and hurt her. "Hey hotstuff! Goddesses need glomping in this
situation." She wasn't shy at anything! Ares pouted spitting the chicken at
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