So yesterday my family were talking about my uncle and how he likes old movies. My youngest brother had this to say:
"What was that one movie he wanted all of us to watch"
Me: "The Dirty Half Dozen?"
My other brother: "The Dirty Half Dozen?! Is that porn?"
Me: "Oh . . . no, there was a Xena episode with that name. I meant to say The Dirty Dozen"
Dad: "Well Xena is soft porn"
Me:
"What was that one movie he wanted all of us to watch"
Me: "The Dirty Half Dozen?"
My other brother: "The Dirty Half Dozen?! Is that porn?"
Me: "Oh . . . no, there was a Xena episode with that name. I meant to say The Dirty Dozen"
Dad: "Well Xena is soft porn"
Me:
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