All hail Psycho Barbie!
1. First and foremost: The Scream. AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
*throws a headless teddy bear onto the sacrificial altar for Splatterly*

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101 Things We Love About Callisto |
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Well, since Lyric Splat is absent from XOC for now (see here), and for much too great a time to
come, we really need to keep up our Callisto worship. Kindly list one thing about Goddess Callisto that you admire and adore, and that others should admire and
adore as well (lest the heathens have an... accidental... encounter with a stray boulder). You may also give an optional sacrificial offering to Splatterly
herself.
All hail Psycho Barbie! 1. First and foremost: The Scream. AHHHHHHHHHHHH!! *throws a headless teddy bear onto the sacrificial altar for Splatterly* |
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2) Her awkward hand movements
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LadyKate63 |
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3. The insane grin!
"They have this love/hate, lust/hate relationship." -- Lucy Lawless
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4.) Her strange sense of humor.
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5. Her crazy battle cry.
Keepership by Aurora Goddess // Banner by Callisto the suffering
The Rockin' Misfit
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thrill of the quill |
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6) The incredibly incredulous and undeniably delicious and delectable sarcastic sarcasm. Oh, I just loves me some Psycho Barbrie!
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LadyKate63 |
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7. Her twisted relationship with Xena -- the love/hate relationship to end all love/hate relationships!
"They have this love/hate, lust/hate relationship." -- Lucy Lawless
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JustSayNoToNutbread |
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8. She's so cute! Wait, did I say that?
*throws The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster onto the altar for Splatterly* |
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LadyKate63 |
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9. And so playful!
*throws a Xena/Callisto/Ares PWP onto the altar for Splatterly ... then runs away quickly*
"They have this love/hate, lust/hate relationship." -- Lucy Lawless
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She can beat the crap out of Xena and Hercules. As a goddess, she whups Ares' butt too!
Oath on Her Sword - Trust in Her Word
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Daughter of Tiaran |
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Those big brown crazy eyes
"Sometimes a thing gets broke, can't be fixed."
--Kaylee, Firefly
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callistotc |
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She hosts the best cookouts.
*goes to find a sacrificial offering*
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LadyKate63 |
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Don't forget to number your reasons, guys!
13. She makes a strangely sexy demon.
"They have this love/hate, lust/hate relationship." -- Lucy Lawless
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Daughter of Tiaran |
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14. When Callisto finds a good thing, she doesn't keep it to herself--she's a sharing sort of gal.
"Why drag this out? Can't you see I bring you the gift of oblivion?" ... he he he...
"Sometimes a thing gets broke, can't be fixed."
--Kaylee, Firefly
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Daughter of Tiaran |
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15. Skilled contestant at Truth or Dare.
"Sometimes a thing gets broke, can't be fixed."
--Kaylee, Firefly
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JustSayNoToNutbread |
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16. She gave us the very first deliciously flagrant display of chakramtext. How'd that get past the censors?
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LadyKate63 |
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17. .... and our first Xena/Ares make-out scene!
"They have this love/hate, lust/hate relationship." -- Lucy Lawless
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18. the way she says "Zeeeeenaaaa"
*offers a leg of lamb (with the fluffy white wool still attached) to Splatterly's altar*
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19. The leather. Mention the leather.
*leaves a very pretty dagger as a sacrificial offering*
"They have this love/hate, lust/hate relationship." -- Lucy Lawless
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i can't think of just one reason...by far the best villian on the show.
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Well that's a reason!
21. She's a teetotaler. "I don't drink intoxicants, Theodorus. I want to experience life in all its agonizing glory." (Does that make her a good role model for kids? *leaves a jar of rare Falernian wine as a sacrificial offering, in the hope that unlike her goddess, Splatterly does enjoy intoxicants on occasion*
"They have this love/hate, lust/hate relationship." -- Lucy Lawless
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