Battle of the Bad Pick-Up Line [All Armies]

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feeds@yuku.com (Silverlight1) — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 13:07:37 GMT

I am the thing that makes your ass go bump in the night.

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feeds@yuku.com (xenawp7706) — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 11:41:42 GMT

I wish I can write something like this. But you are so funny!! I'll never win

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feeds@yuku.com (Alderraz) — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 06:17:41 GMT

"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?"

or

"That shirt's very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you I'd be coming too."

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feeds@yuku.com (trancegem) — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 16:47:31 GMT

Nice legs....what time do they open?

That skirt looks good on you...would look better on my bedroom floor

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feeds@yuku.com (xJuicyFlawless1889x) — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 16:42:46 GMT

Hey, I lost my pants...can I get in yours?

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feeds@yuku.com (trancegem) — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 16:13:15 GMT

You're just like a parking ticket, you've got FINE written all over you.

Are you tired? you've been running through my mind all day.

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feeds@yuku.com (Alderraz) — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 15:00:44 GMT

I heard this one a while ago, cracked me up!

Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my ass? A damn little kid with wings shot me.

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feeds@yuku.com (PBODYMLI) — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 13:49:22 GMT

Nice one Nan...

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feeds@yuku.com (Nanziniemi) — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 13:47:21 GMT

'if youre gonna give me any more alcohol ill jump you!'

oh wait.. that actually worked

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feeds@yuku.com (JinxsMinx) — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 08:55:49 GMT

PBODYMLI wrote:
Hello I'm PB, would you like to be my Jelly?

Actually, that's quite good, if cheesy. (no sandwich-related pun intended)

And of course that made me think of this one;
"You must be named Jelly, because jam doesn't shake like that."

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feeds@yuku.com (TheJollyApe) — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 05:16:56 GMT

I saw one on a lorry the other day.

I'm liquorice. Pick me up.

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feeds@yuku.com (xenarocksmysocks) — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 04:28:52 GMT

Made me giggle PB!

How about

Somebody call heaven, i've found their missing angel

or after closing time at a pub

Pub's closed but my place is open.

Socks xXx

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feeds@yuku.com (PBODYMLI) — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 22:04:15 GMT

Okay so it started out as PBODYMLI then PBODY...now it's PB

Later came the associating to peanut butter...well...
So I was thinking...here is my bad pick up line...not hilarious but it made me giggle at first...

Hello I'm PB, would you like to be my Jelly?

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feeds@yuku.com (bardicgirl) — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:29:22 GMT

... wanders in looking for someone to flirt with...

noone here? i'm so lonely.. won't someone come play with me??

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feeds@yuku.com (GirlWithAChakrem) — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 19:18:10 GMT

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feeds@yuku.com (Gib5) — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 14:54:26 GMT

Just to finish it off...

"When I say 'I want your babies' it means I love you"

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feeds@yuku.com (Gib5) — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 14:53:00 GMT

Just to finish it off...

"When I say 'I want your babies' it means I love you"

Re: Battle of the Bad Pick-Up Line [All Armies]

feeds@yuku.com (GirlWithAChakrem) — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 08:31:35 GMT

Woo!

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feeds@yuku.com (Gib5) — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 23:12:16 GMT

i would certainly imagine so!!

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feeds@yuku.com (GirlWithAChakrem) — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 21:18:56 GMT

Since theres only PLA left here, does that mean we win lol :P

Battle of the Bad Pick-Up Line [All Armies]

feeds@yuku.com (TheJollyApe) — Tue, 13 May 2008 05:16:13 GMT

Under the command of GWAC, I on this glorious day of the 13th of May, declare war on all other armies. This is the Battle of the Bad Pick-Up Line.

In front of us the grass is green and the sun shines brightly, but soon the field in front of us will be littered with fallen soldiers and bruised egos. Rejections will fly through the air, raining down on the stout warriors from all armies, wounding, killing, maiming.

Let us see if your...