How Would Xena...? (Modern day) http://xena.yuku.com/topic/17618/t/How-Would-Xena-Modern-day-.html en-us Copyright 2006, Yuku feeds@yuku.com (FeedMaster) webmaster@yuku.com (WebMaster) Sat, 26 Apr 2008 14:34:19 GMT Mon, 28 Apr 2008 03:51:31 GMT Yuku Feeds 1.0 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss 60 Yuku http://static.yuku.com//feed/bypass/images/button-yuku.png http://xena.yuku.com/topic/17618/t/How-Would-Xena-Modern-day-.html Yuku - free hosted forums and profiles 88 31 {pics-1.1 "http://www.icra.org/ratingsv02.html" l gen true for "http://yuku.com" r (nz 1 vz 1 lz 1 oz 1 cz 1 ) "http://www.rsac.org/ratingsv01.html" l gen true for "http://yuku.com" r (n 0 s 0 v 0 l 0 )) Search Search Domain q http://yuku.com/search/direct/ <![CDATA[ Re: How Would Xena...? (Modern day) ]]> http://xena.yuku.com/reply/368998/t/How-Would-Xena-Modern-day-.html#reply-368998 funny this one. Yeah Xena would listen heavy metal ]]> feeds@yuku.com (xenawp7706) http://xena.yuku.com/sreply/368998 Mon, 28 Apr 2008 03:51:31 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: How Would Xena...? (Modern day) ]]> http://xena.yuku.com/reply/368862/t/How-Would-Xena-Modern-day-.html#reply-368862 also I 100% agree that Xena would listen to Melissa Etheridge I actually think it would be Gabby listening to Melissa Etheridge... Xena would be rocking out to Disturbed or some indie death metal band...
]]> feeds@yuku.com (AndroBard1364) http://xena.yuku.com/sreply/368862 Sun, 27 Apr 2008 17:22:50 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: How Would Xena...? (Modern day) ]]> http://xena.yuku.com/reply/368713/t/How-Would-Xena-Modern-day-.html#reply-368713 feeds@yuku.com (athenasword) http://xena.yuku.com/sreply/368713 Sun, 27 Apr 2008 13:47:43 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: How Would Xena...? (Modern day) ]]> http://xena.yuku.com/reply/368563/t/How-Would-Xena-Modern-day-.html#reply-368563
Do it once a year and put in way too many soap which will kill the machine.

Pay her bills?

She doesnt she waits untill she has the tax collector on her doorstep and shell pinch him so she doesnt have to pay her bills ever:)

Make dinner?

Microwave dinners:)

Ask for a raise?

Ask? Shell demand a raise

Choose a pet?

Dog, Rotweiler:)

Find Hercules a girlfriend?

She'd... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Nanziniemi) http://xena.yuku.com/sreply/368563 Sun, 27 Apr 2008 08:29:13 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: How Would Xena...? (Modern day) ]]> http://xena.yuku.com/reply/368551/t/How-Would-Xena-Modern-day-.html#reply-368551
Drive a car? Offensively.

Like her steak? Blue.

Like her eggs? Scrambled.

Eat an Oreo cookie? Lucky Oreo cookie . . .

Dress casually? BDU trousers (lots of pockets) and a T-shirt with a kevlar insert (casual, but prepared.)

Dress formally? Snugly... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Fruitbat44) http://xena.yuku.com/sreply/368551 Sun, 27 Apr 2008 07:42:10 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: How Would Xena...? (Modern day) ]]> http://xena.yuku.com/reply/368507/t/How-Would-Xena-Modern-day-.html#reply-368507 I'm sure she'd be a humanitarian...or a Kung-fu nun.

Brilliant.

How would Xena...

Drive a car? With arrogance.
Like her steak? Bloody.
Like her eggs? Hardboiled.
Eat an Oreo cookie? Like it had just insulted her mother.
Get across town? In style.
Dress casually?... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (TheJollyApe) http://xena.yuku.com/sreply/368507 Sun, 27 Apr 2008 06:16:27 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: How Would Xena...? (Modern day) ]]> http://xena.yuku.com/reply/368324/t/How-Would-Xena-Modern-day-.html#reply-368324
Yeah....

Answer the telephone? "You've got 30 seconds. Now talk"

Do her laundry? Two words: Towel snapping (keep in mind that it would be hours before any ACTUAL laundry is done)
http://xena.yuku.com/sreply/368324 Sun, 27 Apr 2008 00:11:47 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: How Would Xena...? (Modern day) ]]> http://xena.yuku.com/reply/368310/t/How-Would-Xena-Modern-day-.html#reply-368310 feeds@yuku.com (athenasword) http://xena.yuku.com/sreply/368310 Sat, 26 Apr 2008 23:13:03 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: How Would Xena...? (Modern day) ]]> http://xena.yuku.com/reply/368271/t/How-Would-Xena-Modern-day-.html#reply-368271 Order a pizza? Order it delivery, but shows up to the place before they even finish making it out of hunger and sheer impatience Oh, I could see that! ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Aurora Goddess) http://xena.yuku.com/sreply/368271 Sat, 26 Apr 2008 20:48:59 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: How Would Xena...? (Modern day) ]]> http://xena.yuku.com/reply/368265/t/How-Would-Xena-Modern-day-.html#reply-368265 smutterly1 wrote:

Dress formally? Velvet and fishnets

Oooooooh!!! I wanna see that!


]]> feeds@yuku.com (xenaandgab4eva) http://xena.yuku.com/sreply/368265 Sat, 26 Apr 2008 20:21:25 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: How Would Xena...? (Modern day) ]]> http://xena.yuku.com/reply/368256/t/How-Would-Xena-Modern-day-.html#reply-368256

Drive a car? I doubt she'd be able to afford it, since she's so keen on helping people. I'm sure she'd be a humanitarian...or a Kung-fu nun. I'll go with Kung-fu nun.

Like her steak? Dead.

Like her... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (ronniewailer) http://xena.yuku.com/sreply/368256 Sat, 26 Apr 2008 19:56:02 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: How Would Xena...? (Modern day) ]]> http://xena.yuku.com/reply/368214/t/How-Would-Xena-Modern-day-.html#reply-368214 ]]> feeds@yuku.com (LadyKate63) http://xena.yuku.com/sreply/368214 Sat, 26 Apr 2008 17:45:34 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: How Would Xena...? (Modern day) ]]> http://xena.yuku.com/reply/368184/t/How-Would-Xena-Modern-day-.html#reply-368184 In your opinion, how would Xena:

Drive a car? FAST!!

Like her steak? Flame grilled, medium rare

Like her eggs? Any way but coddled

Eat an Oreo cookie? Six at a time

Get across town? Backflip

Dress casually? Leather and grease

Dress formally? Velvet and fishnets

Apply for a... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (smutterly1) http://xena.yuku.com/sreply/368184 Sat, 26 Apr 2008 16:33:21 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: How Would Xena...? (Modern day) ]]> http://xena.yuku.com/reply/368170/t/How-Would-Xena-Modern-day-.html#reply-368170
also I 100% agree that Xena would listen to Melissa Etheridge

Do for work? Law enforcement? Or maybe a park ranger in a huge national park where they go backpacking for days to clear trails... I could see Xena doing that

Do for fun? Rockclimbing, martial arts of some sort, I can see her playing frizbee (I wonder why...) Reading a good book in the park under a tree?... maybe not. ]]> feeds@yuku.com (cantfoolthequeen) http://xena.yuku.com/sreply/368170 Sat, 26 Apr 2008 16:18:04 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: How Would Xena...? (Modern day) ]]> http://xena.yuku.com/reply/368163/t/How-Would-Xena-Modern-day-.html#reply-368163 image

Free up a seat on the train for a senior citizen or pregnant woman? Glare down the passengers so ferociously that the entire car's worth of passengers (standing and seated) move to the next car freeing up every single seat.

Melt the ice... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (MoyCullen) http://xena.yuku.com/sreply/368163 Sat, 26 Apr 2008 16:11:47 GMT <![CDATA[ Re: How Would Xena...? (Modern day) ]]> http://xena.yuku.com/reply/368120/t/How-Would-Xena-Modern-day-.html#reply-368120 Apply for a job? Submit a one-page CV with I HAVE MANY SKILLS written across it. "I can do anything you want me to do."

That one just had me cracking up!

Great thread idea! Will have to think about it some more. ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Aurora Goddess) http://xena.yuku.com/sreply/368120 Sat, 26 Apr 2008 14:37:49 GMT <![CDATA[ How Would Xena...? (Modern day) ]]> http://xena.yuku.com/topic/17618/t/How-Would-Xena-Modern-day-.html Here's a fun little thing I thought up out of sheer boredom.

We know there's a Xena clone running around in modern day, so how would she handle modern contraptions and conveniences? Feel free to add questions, and when we have enough responses we can cut loose on Gabrielle.

In your opinion, how would Xena:

Drive a car? Stick, with lots of cursing and honking at other drivers.

Like her steak? She seems a medium rare... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (athenasword) http://xena.yuku.com/topic/17618 Sat, 26 Apr 2008 14:34:19 GMT